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It only takes 7 pounds of pressure to break open a man's skull...

...from the inside :)

boulder bloulder boulder bloulder.

i'm in boulder.

How to Butcher a Human for Consumption ( Read more... )

It's been over a year since she died, and everyone I've dated after her has felt empty. Is it a fear of getting serious with someone and potentially losing them? Is it an inability? Is it the luck of the draw ( Read more... )

I was poking around in some old poetry the other day, and I thought I'd re-post some of my favorites. I wish I could still write like this ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed that I was on the toilet taking a dump. When I finished I realized that I never took off my pants. This dream played out for a while longer, but I don't really feel like getting that far in depth with my shit-dream, cause well... it's gross and I don't wanna type it out and I'm sure no one really wants to know that bad ( Read more... )

I think I should own a head shop. I seriously think that if I had enough money, or the means to start a business, I'd start up a head shop. Working at Dairy Queen pretty much gave me most of the skills I'd need to run a retail business like that ( Read more... )

I AM UPDATING MY LJ AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!

AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

I went to my first ever ren fair yesterday. I had steak on a stake, and a huge turkey leg. Good eats and tons of freaks. Consequently, my face and arms hurt from sunburn. No fun. But it's not bad. I'll definitely go again next year when it comes around again ( Read more... )