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[sacrificemyself]

[Ron is not a happy camper. But then, when is he? Still, he's not likely to be a perky wizard when he's unwillingly dressed in a rather horrific costume, his face so red that it would clash brilliantly with his hair if it were visible over the hood. He's tried getting rid of it, he's tried changing, he's tried everything, but the ruddy thing won't

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[there_were_none]

[Hi there Ron!

There's a...bubble of darkness floating aimlessly by. A child-sized bubble of darkness. It's trying to stay hidden, sort of...not really. It's obvious it hasn't attempted this maneuver very much before.]

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[there_were_none]

...oh. [She hadn't thought about that.]

[...wait what is that.]

Are you a...spider?

[And as she speaks, that black orb reappears again. Or seems to, at least; Flandre doesn't notice in the slightest.]

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[sacrificemyself]

Yea- what are you?

[The question just sort of spills out, since hell, that sort of thing doesn't even happen back in his nice, sane world filled with wizards and dragons and unicorns.]

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[there_were_none]

[Damn, we don't have unicorns.]

A vampire!

[And poof. No more darkness, just Flandre again.]

I don't know what the costume is.

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[sacrificemyself]

[Ron's... not sure how to take that response.]

So, wait, you're dressed up as a vampire but you don't know what the costume is?

[She doesn't look like a vampire, in terms of clothes, but surely she couldn't mean....]

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[there_were_none]

[Flandre doesn't seem to realize that just maaaaybe this is not something that should be shared with strangers.]

I'm always a vampire. My dress turned black a few...days? ago, though. And sister and Rachel switched outfits, and Patchouli looks like Marisa, and Meiling looks like Sakuya...

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[sacrificemyself]

... I don't know who any of those people are. But, uh, aren't you a little too young to be a vampire?

[Sorry, he judges entirely by appearances.]

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[there_were_none]

...am I?

[You must be this tall to get on the ride.]

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... aren't you?

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[there_were_none]

I'm not that much younger than my sister...

[She seems to be rather deep in thought.]

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[sacrificemyself]

Still, you're a kid. Kids don't usually get turned into vampires, I don't reckon. At least, not in my world.

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[there_were_none]

I've always been a vampire, though.

[Headtilt. Maybe Flandre is part owl? Her neck is certainly bendy enough.]

Where are you from?

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[sacrificemyself]

[Ron's got the same impression, though he's fairly certain even Hedwig might find her a little jarring.]

Er... Earth? At least, one version of it. I dunno how that works, but apparently it does.

[And then he adds as though in afterthought:] England.

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[there_were_none]

[...does not compute.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY.]

Oh! I'm from France!

...I don't remember where, though.

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[sacrificemyself]

Okay. My sister-in-law's from France. So at least we're from the same planet.

Though how do you not remember where you're from?

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[there_were_none]

...it was a long time ago.