Customer: [looks at my name tag] Fiona! You are on the Biggest Loser!
Princess Fiona, the Ogre, I can deal with. Fiona, many kg, she may be encouraging or whatever, but I prefer not to be associated with that show.
Besides, I ain't a LOSERRR!
I'm FI-DIZZLE, P.I.M.P!
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