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sabinelagrande

100 Things Sabine Is Not Allowed To Do

Mar 01, 2009 23:48

001. Not allowed to corrupt Chuck.
002. Not allowed to write an AU where John is a rapper and Rodney is a music critic.
003. Not allowed to title it "Only Funky As Your Last Cut".
004. Not allowed to title anything "Only Funky As Your Last Cut ( Read more... )

sga, crack

Comments 58

leiascully March 2 2009, 13:12:04 UTC

I don't understand why you're not allowed to do half of these! They sound great!

If what happens on Planet Buttsex stays on Planet Buttsex, you need to inform our emissary to stop throwing bushels of pamphlets out of small airplanes.

sabinelagrande March 3 2009, 00:55:38 UTC

I know, I know, but the pamphlets are just so colorful! And there's all those helpful diagrams and illustrations!

leiascully March 3 2009, 01:56:10 UTC

Don't I know it! That color printing cost a fortune! Fortunately, the currency of Planet Buttsex is, well, buttsex. The Treasury enjoyed it.

sabinelagrande March 3 2009, 01:57:22 UTC

Honestly, it might be time to have elections. The Treasury must be getting sore.

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neth_dugan March 2 2009, 14:05:17 UTC

Re: 37

I have had this Boston Legal/SGA thin in my head for AGES damnit and now someone else has it?

*pouts*

theniwokesoftly March 2 2009, 15:34:58 UTC

043. Dr. Parrish has never been pimped by any member of the military contingent, especially Major Lorne.

THAT'S RIGHT! Because Lorne keeps Parrish all to himself :D

030. Not allowed to write about the Ancients' Buttsex Ray.
087. Not allowed to have Zelenka invent a sex beam of any kind.

Why not???

were_duck March 2 2009, 15:48:48 UTC

This list is HILARIOUS, thanks for posting! "Are you a Replican or Replican't?" IS NOW MY PERSONAL BLADE RUNNER CANON!

sabinelagrande March 3 2009, 00:57:12 UTC

True story: ever since one of my colleagues posed the question, "Are you a pelican, or a pelican't?" I now apply it to every situation.

I'm glad you got a kick out of it!

mckays_girl March 2 2009, 16:17:57 UTC

057. Not allowed to write about the First Annual Little Miss Pegasus Pageant.
058. Sheppard did not win the First Annual Little Miss Pegasus Pageant.
059. Sheppard certainly did not come second, after which he did not punch out the little Athosian girl who won and steal her tiara.

I would pay money to read that