Title: Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True)
Summary: Wherein aliens don't make them do it, John loves ASCII, Carson hates everyone, Weir is highly amused, and Lorne's just trying to be a pal.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 4286
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, unbridled crack, unrepentant use of profanity, joyous
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And Zelenka knows Swedish!
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And thanks!
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“C'mon, McKay,” Sheppard said, taking a swig from his beer. “Would you take it up the ass for a ZPM?”
McKay looked at him suspiciously. “Are you coming on to me?”
He blinked. “I don't have a ZPM.”
“Yes!” McKay said emphatically, making wide gestures with his hands. “Of course I would! I'd do Colonel Caldwell if I had to. Or Kavanagh. Or Dr. Biro. Or Ronon. At the same time. For a whole day. It's a zero point module.”
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And thanks!
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