Tittle : fuck you kissing scene!!
Author : micchi
Pairing : Ryouchi
genre : not sure, trying to make crack but i think i'm failed
words : 1253
disclaimer : johnny own them.
summary : ryo's reaction after hearing bout uchi's kissing scene.
warning : gramatical error and un-betaed.
A/N sorry for lame story, but i cant help myself to make this fic after hearing bout that news. you can find the news here.
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mykamuiand wish you all enjoy it. ^-^v
“YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME UCHI HIROKI!” scream ryo on top of his lungs. Uchi just sitting quietly on their couch while covering his ears with his hands. He roll his eyes. Ryo is such drama queen, thought Hiroki. He cant believe everyone call him drama queen while ryo is much worst than him, and nobody call ryo drama queen. What the hell!
“I’M SO GOING TO JOHNNY-SAN TO ASK HIM TO PUT YOU OUT FROM THAT STUPID BUTAI!” cried ryo exaggerately. Uchi merely unaffected with his boyfriend stupidness. He just continue watching some show on the television although it’s imposible to hear anything from that show because ryo is screaming like crazy but it’s better than watching ryo.
“UCHI!!!” cried ryo when uchi isn’t respon. He grab the remote control from uchi’s hand and switch the television off.
“What ryo-chan? Are you trying to make deaf or what?” asked uchi nonchalantly.
“I’m talking to you, and how can you SO ignorant like this. you know I’m angry here!” said ryo irritated. His face was read with anger. He cant believe his boyfriend can be this ignorant. And still cant believe how can Johnny-san let it happen.
“First ryo-chan, it’s not like I want it happen. I wasn’t the one who made this dicision okey, I’m just an actor and IT’S my job to follow the script. Heck, you are an actor too, so you must known very well bout that. And second, just go to Johnny-san, and we’ll see if tomorrow I’m still be johnny’s or not. And third you has had this scene before, so it’s fair right.” Said uchi calmly. He still cant believe that his boyfriend can be so work up bout this matter. Okey, it isn’t like he’s not understand, he know it’s really sensitive matter and he doesn’t want it happen too, but it’s his job and ryo has doing it too, so it’s equal right. And he should not make a fuss bout this.
“But… but… I just doing it once, Hiroki, ONCE! But you, you’ll doing it like everyday in month? What the fuck! It’s so different!” scream ryo again. he cant believe this, he’s so damn angry! he just back from filming his movie, he so damn tired and when he got home he heard this stupid news and his boyfriend take it like it’s not big deal. What the fuck!
“yeah, literally it’s once but you have to take than scene like 30 times before it’s perfect so it’s equal right?!” said uchi still unaffected.
“No, it’s different. You’ll doing it live! In front of everyone, in everyshow everyday in month! You’ll fucking kissing that damn girl everyday! But I just doing it once and just infront of the staffs.” cried ryo unreasonable. uchi just shake his head. He wonder isn’t ryo tiring screaming like that?
“but still you was doing it okey. And I’m not angry when you told me so NOW I want you to understand bout mycondition too. It’s my job ryo-chan.”
“Your job to kissing that girl? What kind of job is that?!” uchi raised his eyebrow.
“Of course that was not I mean. It’s on script. Geez why so childish like this. It’s not like I love her or what. It’s just merely because of job. Even shige doing it! And I never heard you commenting like that before.”
“But still I cant accept it. I don’t give damn bout shige. He’s not my boyfriend. I’ll not let my lover to be kissed by anyone. NEVER!!!” said ryo furiously. They glare to each other heatly. If glare could kill they was died by now.
“You’re so damn selfish! if you still want make fuss bout this. I think I should just go. You drive me crazy and tomorrow I have filming too. Geez, cant we just spent this night peacefully?” said uchi broke their eyes battle.
“You’re the one started it! You and your stupid kissing scene.” said ryo sulking. Uchi’s jaw drop. What he just said?!
“Like I want it happen ryo, how many time I should repeat myself. It’s on script!!!” said uchi impatiently. His patient getting thin each passing time. He really need out of here before something bad happen.
“If you just let me read that script before, I’ll never let you take that role.” Murmured ryo. uchi has enough. Ryo really make him get headache with his jealousy.
“It’s enough ryo. I’m going now.” Uchi stand up and on his way to the door when ryo said,
“where you’ll going? I’m not finish here.”
“I’m out of here. I want peacefull night ryo, and I cant think I’ll get it here. I’ll just stay over at kame’s.” said uchi, while flip open his phone to contact kame.
“Like jin will let you stay over. He practically want kame for himself.” Chirp ryo. uchi roll his eyes.
“Then I’m going to pi’s or koyama or maybe tegoshi.”
“And bothering their nice time with theirs lover?” uchi’s gulp. He try to control himself. Ryo really made him losing his control. Uchi thinking hardly. What name should I said to make ryo stop getting work up. I don’t want out from here too. Think hiroki think. Aha! Uchi smirk victoriously.
“If you not stop sulking and work up bout it and just accept the fact that I’ll have kissing scene. I’m going to stay over at tacchon’s or yoko’s hotel room. I heard that they are in Tokyo for work.” Ryo bewildered. He cant believe that hiroki could say something like that. Imagine uchi stay over at tacchon’s and yoko and those men will touch his hiroki make him more furious. Someone that he’ll never let uchi stay close with was tacchon and yoko. Because he’s so damn sure that both men has special feeling for uchi and they are so touchy to hiroki.
“Hell no I’ll let you stay over at tacchon’s. don’t you dare to out from this apartemen if not
I’m so gonna kill you.” Snapped ryo. uchi just smirk.
“Like I said I’m not going anywhere if we stop make a fuss bout that kissing scene. What you said?”
“Fine, I’ll accept it!” said ryo immediately while sulking. Uchi smile sweetly at ryo.
“Good boy, now I want to sleep and don’t you dare to said anyword bout that case again.” threaten uchi. Ryo roll his eyes. “hai!” murmured ryo.
“Don’t you want to give me goodnight kiss?” teased uchi. With pout across his face ryo walking close to uchi and kiss him fully on the lips, uchi smile at that kiss. “Oyasumi, ryo~chan.” singsong uchi. Ryo just sulking like kids. Ryo so damn upset because he lose against uchi again. uchi leave sulking ryo to their bedroom.
Thinking uchi will not heard him, “I’m so gonna kill that director and that girl when this butai finish,” hissed ryo-chan.
“I heard that ryo,” said uchi amusedly. Ryo gulp.
“I’m not saying anything you just hear thing.” Depence ryo which make uchi chuckled. “ah sou ka,” said uchi in teasing tone.
Ryo ignore uchi. He sat on his couch, embrace couch pillow, frowning. He lost in his own thought. He thinking bout how the best way to kill that director and that stupid woman without uchi knowing. I’m so damn kill them and maybe Johnny-san too, but I’ll lost my job if I kill Johnny-san. Ehm… I’ll just kill those two stupid person. Thought ryo. and that night he almost not sleep. he still and will never accept that kissing scene.
~~owari~~
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