[One-shot] The way to roleplay RyoDa
Title : The way to roleplay RyoDa
Pairing : RyoDa obviously
Authors : gaillen &
creamy_amande
Rating : Only some rude words but totally safe
Genre : Crack, fluff, romance, mushy
Disclaimer : Supposed to be a crack between 2 crazy RyoDa lovers, totally spontaneous and unprecedented and unplanned, so please bear with us. Don't forget to tell us if you laugh or not, cause it was not to be posted but I wanted to share the love our love.
Summary : Valentine is wayyy behind us but I have a crackish story to offer.
First it’s not a fic, I’m still not a writer, only a fic reading ogre only, but on her way to write something for V-day, Amelia aka gaillen wondered what to do with our favorite pair. We were chatting on messenger about it, and ended up roleplaying it. Actually she intended to write a fic using this but she posted someting else for V-day, and as time goes, she has many chappies to finish thus being busy, and my fangirling heart can’t bear this to go unshared, well laugh all you want, cause you know how you react yourself right?
So first, we discussed how she could bake a cake, then post the pictures of it on the comm’. She wanted to make a cake using the shape of the MousePeace mascot I thought about a RyoDa picture on a cake, a heart drawing with their kanji on each side, or a mouse and a monkey/gachapin and then send it Ryo and Ueda for real!
So I said I’d like to see their faces when they receive it (apart from the totaly out-of-date issue) and then......ensues a crack RP with gaillen as Ueda/Hime, and me as Ryo/Gachapin.
Hime : Lol you have fans!
Gachapin : WTF!
Hime : ROFLMAO
Gachapin : We have fans shipping us?!
Are they crazy or what? We hate each other!!!! Now I understand why people talk about us on the internet! People want us to be together??? That’s like...oil and water!!
Hime : It’s like mayonnaise and pickles!
Gachapin : We should stop giving credits to the fans, they’re just a bunch of weirdos, even Junno can’t top them!
Hime : Everyone know we don’t like each other. It’s practically impossible!
Gachapin : Yeah we just like to do things in the closet
Hime : yeah it’s perfectly healthy, nothing more, nothing less
Gachapin : We have humand needs, that’s all there is to it...
Ne, Valentine’s coming Hime, what do you say we go to Lavender Fields together and get cosy there?
Hime : Yes let’s! Though it’d be a shame to let this cake go to waste, Monkey. Look! It even has strawberries and whipped cream!
Gachapin : Say, we eat the cake, and leave the cream and strawberries for kinky purpose?
Hime : Hmmm...I think we might be needing that closet about right now; what do you think?
Gachapin : But we need to prepare some food before, don’t wanna get hungry while doing it.
Hime : *cutely blank expression* But we have a cake?
Gachapin : But I wanted to save it for Valentine day! Oh okay well, we can have another then...but don’t eat too much! If I let you top right now, don’t wanna end up being crushed!
Hime : Don’t worry, we can always get another one! And...Oi!!! Did you just call me fat!?!
Gachapin : Nah just thick-bonned...but you’re the most beautiful over-weight girl guy for me.
Hime : That’s it! Forget the closet and the Lavender Fields! I don’t want to see you again! I hate you!
Gachapin : No Hime please, I was just joking...of course you’re not fat! Sometimes I think you’re so skinny I want to forbid you in going to the gym!
I just know you like sweets and cakes I don’t want you to feel sick if you eat too much...
Hime : Why should I believe you? *pouts and crosses arms*
Gachapin : BECAUSE! Because I love you the way you are and you know it! I could never hurt your feelings, not anymore...guess I’ll have to prove it to you, now? *smirks*
Hime : Yes of course you have to prove it and you’re going to have to make it up to me before I forgive you! IF I forgive you...*ominously*
Gachapin : Then I promise to let you top...ALL NIGHT!
Hime : *decidedly evil* I think I can live with that arrangement. *Throws hand around Ryo’s neck*
Gachapin : Oi Hime, slowly! I know I said you could do whatever you wanted but my neck is a little bit stiff right now...maybe you can fix that problem for me?
Hime : I bet I can do a lot more than that, love, and besides...*leans in to whisper in his ear* I’ve got a pair of handcuffs I’ve been DYING to break in.
Gachapin : Huh?! Where did you get them? Don’t tell me you’ve been there with Jin? I know he’s into this stuff with, you know who.
Hime : Well, I’ll admit that he gave some really good advice on what to pick but no, I didn’t go with him. He said it really spices up the sex life. Want to try~?
Gachapin : Um...oookay...you know what you’re doing right?
Remember we’re in a closet? Where are you gonna...hum...attach me?
Or maybe we can go to the practice room, there are lots of bars there..
Hime : Mah~you have a point? *pouts* Ohhh...the practice room; we might want to remember to lock the door this time though. Not that I’m against exhibition entirely but well...
Gachapin : Yeah me too! I seriously don’t wanna remember the faces of Yamapi and Jin walking on us...with their obvious hard-on!
Hime : Ehhh?! I didn’t notice that! o_O I couldn’t see anything because of you hugging me and smothering me against your chest.
Gachapin : And I wouldn’t want others to look at you anway.
Hime : Ahhh, you’re so possessive. I think it’s cute!
Ne, Ryo? Don’t forget the cake.
Gachapin : Yeah don’t worry, I bring the cake...and I’m not cute! I’m SEXY!
Anway, we better not come across some juniors, I’m sure they know about us..;didn’t you see how that kid Totsuka was blushing at you last time? I think he has a thing for you.
Can’t blame him though, you’re just too beautiful..
Hime : Ahhh you’re so sweet. Totsu-chan’s a good kid, he gave me a bear and some chocolates for Valentine. It was so sweet of him, I didn’t know what to say.
Gachapin : He gave you presents? I think I’l have to talk to him...just so he knows you belong to me...Nah don’t look at me like that, I won’t beat him up! Just talk, my own way *smirks*
Hime : He was just being friendly, Ryo. Don’t kil him, I happen to like Totsu-chan...but I like you more..of course.
Gachapin : I know THAT! I’m the Sexy Osaka Man after all...
No I don’t brag, just stating what’s mine. And I’ll always make sure you know how much I love you, and make you the happiest, so that you won’t want to leave me.
Hime : You know I’ll always belong to you and I love you too, my Monkey. You do make me happy and I could ever leave you! So you never have to worry about that, Never!
Gachapin : You’re the one who’s cute...
Hime : But you like it when I’m cute. *Ryo jumps on Ueda biting his collarbone*
I thought ...I was...seme tonight!
Gachapin : You know, we should really get to it cause I really can’t stop myself now from making you mine over and over again, so you better handcuff me right away.
Hime : Wait, wait! Let me get them! Ryo!
/*insert lots of creamy sex after cause gaillen and I can’t co-write for obvious embarrassement reasons*/
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A week later, Ryo texts his lover ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Gachapin : *T* What are you doing right now? I’m currently in Kanjani’s room; seriously I love these guys, but sometimes they just drive me nuts...missing you
*sends another text* Oi! It’s been 5 min already! Why aren’t you returning my texts?!
Hime : *T* Mah, mah~! I’m sorry! We just finished practising and I couldn’t respond right then. Sorry.
Gachapin : *T* Oh okay...sorry, I’m just a little tired and with these guys here...anyway, I’m so starving for you, it’s been a week since our last little closet-time, I need to see you.
Hime: *T* It’s okay! I miss you too, pervert. How’s Osaka?
Gachapin : *T* I’m not a perv! Okay just a little, can’t blame me, you’re the one that got the handcuffs...Osaka? Usual, kind of dull these days, the last location shoot we were on had so many food Okura was all around asking for more; and I was trying to calm him down but oh well..
*T* We visited a place where there were fans of visual kei, and I thought about you.
*T* Yasuda-kun saw my smirk and smacked me cause I was drooling live on TV!
Hime : *T* The handcuffs were fun though, you have to admit. And I love my pervert just the way he is. Well, that’s good at least I know you’re eating well. Visual Kei reminds you of me?
*T* Maybe I should thank Yasuda-kun for smacking you then..When are you coming back to Tokyo?
Gachapin : *T* Yeah sorry, I kinda thought again about your hum...the one-we-shall-not-pronunce-its-name phase you had.
*T* I’ll be coming back in 2 day probably; manager-san asked me to appear on Recomen with the others so...it'll be live on thursday..you’re gonna listen to it?
Hime : *T* Ahh~I see. Of course I’ll listen to it! I’ve got a gift for you but you have to wait until you get back to find out what it is. :P
Gachapin : *T* Ehhhhhh? Is it kinky? You really know how to please me Tatsuya...xP
Hime : *T* Maybe~! You just have to wait and see!
Gachapin : *T* So what are you wearing now? I’m in the dressing room, all alone, I could think of something to do...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 minutes later ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*T* Sorry! Forget about that last text! That son of a ***** of Yoko grabbed my phone and texted you; what did he tell you? If it’s something he told me that made me blush FORGET about it!
Hime : *T* Ryo-chan~! It’s Jin!!! Uebo’s face is bright red...what did you tell him???
Gachapin : *T* Jin!!!!!!!! DON’T TAKE OTHERS PHONES WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!!!!!!!
*T* Please Jin, tell Tatsuya I’m sorry, I’ll be careful from now on.
Hime : *T* Okay~! Oh, Uebo’s demanding his phone back!!!
Gachapin : *T* THEN GIVE IT BACK!
Hime : *T* Finally, got my phone back from Jin. What was that all about!?!
Gachapin : *T* Errrr...don’t wanna say...just hum some misunderstanding...sorry
Hime : *T* Okay...? Mah~! It’s almost time to start practices again.
Gachapin : *T* Ah already? Hold on...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ryo starts calling Ueda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bu bu bu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Hime : Moshi Mosh~! Hai?
Gachapin : Ah finally! I wanted to hear your voice, before we both get busy again..You’re not mad at me? Because of that phone mess up earlier one?
Hime : That’s sweet. No I’m not mad at you. I was just really embarrassed. And then Jin started making fun of me.
Gachapin : Yeah well, Yoko told me some juniors reported to him about us being cosy last week in the practice room, and then he grabbed my phone and sorta, played with you....
But don’t worry, only Eito know about this.
Hime : AHHHHH!!!! Juniors saw us!! I thought I told you to lock the door! JIN! Shut up!
Gachapin : I thought I did!..Er not sure anymore...maybe they just heard us?
I mean, we were both, loud...
Hime : Oh God~
Gachapin : Yeah that’s what they heard you saying...you were screaming for God and err, I was screaming your name so many times..
But I was pretty sure there were not much people in the jimusho at this hour
Hime : Ryo, stop! Before I die of embarrassement!
Gachapin : Why? Is Jin still around you? Can he hear what I’m saying?
Hime : He can’t hear but I think he knows what we’re talking about.
Gachapin : Because you’re red?
Ah okay I’ll stop then, I don’t want him to start lusting over you, because I know when you’re getting hot in the cheeks, well, you’re getting hot, somewhere else...and we ALL know Jin’s a perv.
Ueda is speechless with the way Ryo talks but then...
Gachapin : Ah ah sorry sorry, I’m just being myself..I’ve been missing you too much I guess
Hime : .......Ryo?
Gachapin : ...Yes?
Hime : .............Are you sure you won’t be making it back for another two days?
Gachapin : ....Are you...wanting me right now?
Hime : ........
Gachapin : ..............
Hime : .................Yes.
Gachapin : ^......^
I’ll try and talk to manager-san, I don’t care about Recomen. I’ll ask Okura to be my replacement
Hime : Hurry home soon...
Gachapin : Hai hai...you seriously want ME!!!! Muwa ha ha
I think I managed to do what I wanted then...
Hime : Ehhh? Nani mo?
Gachapin : ...sorry, this is what I planned for hours...I was already supposed to be back tonight...
Hime : You!...You!...
Gachapin : Wa ha ha!!! Yeah well, I’ve missed you, you’ve missed me..let’s just be happy okay?
I also have a gift for you ;)
Hime : That was a cruel joke, Monkey!
I hope it isn’t too kinky? Knowing you though...
Gachapin : It’s not cruel! I didn’t plan for Yoko to steal my phone! I promise, but the rest...well
Ne, we never really tried phone-sex before, so I wanted to try, sorta...
And the gift, no it’s not kinky! At least mines are NOT! But I won’t tell you either.
Hime : I’m not having phone-sex with you at the jimusho!!! *Jin’s laughter can be heard in the background. And Kame’s voice* Tat-chan, what the hell?!?!
Gachapin : Ahhh!!!!! Kamenashi also heard this?!!! Now I’m the one that’s reddish..
Please don’t be mad at me! And, and tell Kamenashi and Jin to just go to hell after eaves-dropping! Or..tell them I’ll have presents for them if they could just shut up about this..
Hime : Lah~! i’ve succeeded in my payback. But Kame looks like he’s having a heart attack, now.
Gachapin : Ehhh?!
Hime : I made the Sexy Osaka Man blush!
Gachapin : EHHH! WTF Tatsuya?! You don’t play tricky on the Sexy Osaka man!
Oh God, I think I deserved this...Yoko and Subaru are actually laughing rolling on the floor..
Hime : Even better, that’s what you get for trying to drag a confession out of me.
Gachapin : OKAY okay!...maybe you can *blush* spank me when I’m home? *I’ll never stop my perv-mode smirk*
Hime : Or maybe you can just sleep in the guest room.
Gachapin : NO! Nooooooo please I’m reall...y sorry, I really must hurry back home.
I’ll make myself a good boy tonight, then you can decide wether I deserve to be forgiven...or not
Hime : take me out to dinner! At that Sushi restaurant in Roppongi
Gachapin : Eh? Roppongi? But it’s kinda..Oh okay, if you really want to go there, I guess we could make an exception. But not tonight, I’ll be back at around 10, that’ll be a little late don’t you think?
We could drop by the ramen-ya we discovered last week.
Hime : Okay, as long as you promise to take me out! Since you’re going to be so late.
Gachapin : Deal! Besides, tonight when I’m back, I don’t think the first thing I wanna do is eat...or maybe eat something else *smirk+blush=hot*
Hime : Pervert.
Gachapin : But you love the pervert me..or you prefer to be the only one who’s perv? *thinking about handcuffs*
Hime : Yes I do love the pervert you. I’ll be nice and let you borrow the handcuffs if you’d like.
Gachapin : Hmmm I don’t know, I like you being dominatrix, but I also love the cute you so, I might try once!
*talking to some staff* Ah hai! Hai! Otsukaresama deshita!
Good i’m free!
Hime : Maji de?!
Gachapin : Just you wait! I’ll be there in about...3h30! Have 20 min till Osaka station, then 3 hours in the shinkansen.
Where will you be then?
Hime : Mah~ I’ll be leaving the jimusho right around that time but I won’t make it to the station before you arrive.
Gachapin : Hmmm, then we could meet at the restaurant?
OR! I could get some take away on my way to your apartment, and we’ll meet at your place?
Yeah let’s do this! Don’t wanna waste time.
Hime : ........Okay, then I’ll meet you at my place then?
Gachapin : Yup! Prepare yourself........!
Hime : NISHIKIDO!!! *blushes* Mou~!
Gachapin : Huhuhuhu ah gomen gomen
So I’m almost at the station, I have to hang off now, I’ll call you again when I’ve arrived in Tokyo okay? I’ll probably sleep a bit in the train.
Hime : Okay be safe, Aishiteru yo!
Gachapin : *major blush* ehhh aishiteru...Tatsuya
Don’t work too hard okay?
Hime : I won’t, promise.
Gachapin : Okay, later then!
Hime : Bye *hangs up phone*
Nishikido enters the wagon, and as he watches his beautiful boyfriend on his phone wallpaper, a smile on his face appears..
Wait for me, Hime!
Nishikido wakes up to the sound of « arriving Tokyo in 5 min »
hugfui-nyaa..ohh, finally...7 minutes later he’s in front of Tokyo station, taking his phone off his pocket, and start dialing his favorite number...bu bu bu
Hime : Moshi-Mosh~?
Hai? Ryo?
Gachapin : rumblll~~~*dropped phone in excitement*
Sorry! Eh eto, I’m back in Tokyo!
Hime : Ahh~ there you are. O.Ka. Eri.
Gachapin : Fu~fu TADAIMA! Tadaima, hime...
Errr people are looking at me weirdly..*runs off to hide*
Hime : Well I suppose randomly shouting that you’re back into a phone might do that. Are you headed towards the apartment now?
Gachapin : Ah well, i could be, yeah..
Yes! I’ll be at your place quite quickly, I’m actually walking fast but I have my suitcase so 10 minutes okay?
AH! I forgot I have to get some food before
Hime : Mah~! That’s okay. We just got let out, Yuu-chan messed up the dance so we were held over, it’ll be another 20 minutes.
Gachapin : So I have time to get some take away...chinese or bentos at the nearest convini?
Hime : Hmm...bentos. They’re easier.
Gachapin : Okay..I’ll take some ginger with them..xP
I think we got some wine left too.
Hime : Yep, I’ll swing by and pick up your surprise too!
Gachapin : Hooyeah! (read as in Booyeah)
See you in 10 then!
Hime : Okay~! *smiles at phone before hanging it up*
2 minutes later, Tatsuya stops by a cake ship and picks up a cake. 3 minutes after that he stops at a special store and picks up the next part of Ryo’s gift.
While Nishikido just finished buying groceries and off to Ueda’s apartment.
*huff huff getting on the elevator* Damn this suitcase is so heavy!
*getting off* In front of the door, Ryo, nervous, thinking he hasn’t seen his hime for a week.
He’s so gonna get it tonight *smirk*
Hime : *shivers run down his spine* What was that?
Gachapin : *knock knock*
Hime : *panics* Ack! He’s here! And my surprise isn’t done yet!
Gachapin : Hime! *a neighbour passes right behind him* hum *cough* Ueda! Open the door!
Hime : Hai! Hai! Coming! Chotto matte!
Gachapin : *whispering* It’s time he gets me a key for f*cksake!
Ueda opens the door in what can only be considered Alice-wrong-bad-girl dress.
Hime : Okaeri, Ryo-sama!
Gachapin : *major blush+nosebleed* blurb&#^?`{\[‘! What the...HIME!
Ryo enters the room, really calmly, takes his suitcase in, closes the door behind him, then turns around, faces his boyfriend, eyes the latter from head to toe, goes to the kitchen and takes one glass of water to let it pour on himself, still really calmly...vapor comes from his head.
Then he decides he can’t wait anymore and jumps on his precious hime...
*Ueda doesn’t complain in the slightest until...*
Ryo, food first! *pushes Osaka Man away from him*
Gachapin : HOW CAN YOU TELL ME TO THINK ABOUT FOOD WHEN YOU WELCOME ME LIKE THIS?!?!?!
Hime : Because I’m hungry, I haven’t eaten since this afternoon. And I thought you’d like the surprise *holds Ryo off by pressing one of his Mary-Jane covered feet on the other’s stomach*
Gachapin : Of course I like the surprise!!! But seriously, I can’t think properly right now!
But okay, since I brought food, let’s eat...but fast! I can’t resist long! You know me!
Hime : Okay.
Gachapin : But first, cover yourself up! Ah no wait! No it’s okay, I’ll just keep lusting over you while eating.
Hum, can you pour me some wine? PLEASE?
Hime : Hai, Ryo-sama! *curtsies cutely and goes to do just that (and obviously enjoying Ryo’s torture)*
Ryo tights his fists the best he can, but in the end, fails at resisting and purposely pours some wine on Hime’s dress...
You have to take if off now! *smirks*
Hime : Fine. *turns his back to Ryo and indicates the zipper with the flick of his hand* Help me please?...Please??
Gachapin : Hum hum yeah okay..
*unzipping reallllly slowly* It’s been a while I’ve seen your beautfiful skin...God has made you so beautiful, how could have I live without you before?
Hime : Ahh, arigato! *breaks away from Ryo and almost flounces out of the kitchen towards the bedroom* I’ll just change now *winks*
Gachapin : *Yatta! I’m the master for plans like this! Yay muwah ha ha I’m evil*
Hum Hime, you need help in there?
Hime : Nope! Be out in a minute!
Gachapin : *Damn* Errr sure you’re still hungry?
The door opens eeriely in response, it’s dark inside but light is shining from the bathroom
*now there’s my chance*
Ryo walks bouncily to the bedroom, bumps into one of their framed picture on his way, and finally manages to approach slowly at the bathroom door...he notices a smell, the perfume he gave Tatsuya on their last monthsary *God he knows this smell drives me crazy*
Then he opens the door, and finds a surprised Tatsuya, almost naked, doing his hair..
It’s about time, Hime, let me help you take the rest off?
Hime : Ryo! I said I’d be right out! *menaces him with a hairbrush*
Gachapin : Mou...I thought you opened up the door for me?
Ueda secretively smiles
Okay okay ! i’ll wait....AGAIN!
God you know how to tease me alright Tatsuya!
Hime : Ryo, there’s something on the bed for you. *turns back to the mirror to finish his hair*
Gachapin : Eh? What is it? *goes inspecting the bed*
Ryo turns the lamp on next to the bed to reveal a cake sitting on the neatly made bed but jumps when a pair of hands wrap around his waist from behind.
We said we’d get another cake after we finished off that Valentine one but we never did.
Gachapin : Awww Tatsuya, how cute is that..I kinda forgot about that second cake.
But I don’t think I could wait now to eat some of it...on you
Hime : I didn’t think it would after you dumped wine on me. *mock-glares at him*
Gachapin : Aaah you knew?!
Thought I acted well though....
Hime : I know you too well.
Gachapin : Oh eh eh okay the..but first, before I really can’t stop myself, I have to give you MY present!
Ryo runs off to the living room, to retrieve something from his suitcase.
Hime : Ehhh? *Tatsuya tilts his head and crosses his arms over his (naked) chest*
Ryo comes back with, in his right hand, a little phonestrap, which consists of a yellow heart, with R+U graved on it.
Here, it’s not much, but when I was on a location shoot, I found this little shop where you could customize accessories so err..
Hime : Ahh! It’s adorable! Thanks Ryo! *throws arms around his shoulders and hugs him tightly*
Ryo then shoves his left hand (that he was hiding in his back) in front of a surprised Tatsuya.
Actually, the real present is this!
Ueda looks at a blue enveloppe Ryo shows him and opens it...
Hime : Ehh?
Gachapin : So, remember how you said you and I weren’t given enough time lately, well I asked both our managers about it, and er, they gave us the next week end free, so I presumed you’d be free and I made a reservation to an onsen in Hokkaido...so are you free, this week end?
Hime ; I...I don’t know what to say. But I am free! I just...WOW. *bites bottom lip to stop crying from happiness*
Gachapin : Just say yes!
Hime : Yes....*sobs*
Thank you, Ryo *hic*
Gachapin : Okay now that’s settled, I have urgent business to attend to *undresses the rest of clothes on Tatsuya and starts biting and marking him in the neck*
/*What’s next is some serious missing-his-hime-GOD-f*ck-yes*/
Hime : So, what are we leaving for the onsen this week end?
Gachapin : Huh? Are you so babbling over happiness you can’t talk well?
Hime : It’s your fault! *slaps Ryo’s arm* And I meant when....*quietly*
Gachapin : Oi! Don’t need to slap me! You bought the dress!
Anyway, probably saturday morning. I couldn’t escape a friday late work
Hime : Ahhh~*sleepily* I have friday off.
Gachapin : Ah damn! Maybe I can try and talk to manager-san again...God we could have three days off, just the two of us.
Hime : Hmmm....! I’d like that *half-asleep*
Gachapin : Ok I promise I’ll go talk to him tomorrow then...
By the way, I’ve always wanted to ask you...the special shop you go to buy erm, stuff, you got a membership?
Hime : Yeah....
Gachapin : GOOD! Next time, let’s go there together!
Hime : What? *awakes up instantly* No! I’m not letting you in that shop with me!
Gachapin : Nande?!
Hime : There’s too many things in there that’ll make you...well..you know, and if we go there together it’ll be twice as bad.
Gachapin : But you go there!
And..and I’m sure when you go alone, weirdos look at you, the way I don’t want people to look at you...THAT’s it! Next time I’m going with you!
Or please, bring someone sane with you! Like Kamenashi or Yamapi...scratch that! Just Kamenashi!
Hime : Ryo....
Gachapin : What?!
Hime : I can’t go with Kame! What would he think? About me....and you?
Gachapin : Bah! I’m pretty sure Jin told him already...because of that talk we had earlier on...and you know he likes to gossip.
Hime : Yeah, but....no!
Gachapin : God is he really in Johnnys, aitsu!
But!...Maybe you should order the things by internet then? Argh you don’t use the computer I forgot...Just thinking you went there all by yourself, TWICE!, and sorry but you look like a girl sometimes, and even if people know you’re a boy, you’re too pretty! I just want to beat up some of their customers!
Hime : Ryo. *grabs the Osakan’s hands and holds them down where he was flailing them*
That’s one of the reason I won’t let you go. It’d be bad for their business.
Gachapin : HELL IF I CARE!
You can’t go in there all alone! Period!
Hime : *almost whispering* I went with Jin the first time and I went with Maru when I ordered the dress.
Gachapin : JIN?! You went with pervy-Jin? You told me last time he only advised you when I asked you if you went there with him!!! You didn’t tell me he was with you?!!! Raaa mou!
Hime : I didn’t want you to kill him! Ryo!!!
Gachapin : I’m not gonna kill him! He’s one of my best friends! I’ll just beat him up, nothing much...
That’s why last time I had him on the phone he asked me if I could lend him the special object you got! I didn’t know what he was talking about!
Hime : *whispers under his breath* Mou~ Bakanishi. *talks normally* Calm down
Gachapin : I’M..! I am calm...please, if you really don’t want me to come, then, then be super careful play? And if you ever feel pressure, or feel weirdos around you, just call me okay? And if I’m not around, call someone, anyone in the jimusho...okay?
Hime : Ryo...I love you.
Gachapin : Hmm I love you too Tatsuya, that’s why I’m panicking, sorry.
Now now, I know you’re tired, I can see you’re fighting over sleep, so hush my love and go to sleep..I’ll watch you go to dreamland.
Hime : Hmmm..m’kay.
Ryo caresses Tatsuya’s hair in a gentle way for the latter to go to sleep, and, with one last kiss on Ueda’s forehead, Ryo embraces Tatsuya’s waist and joins his lover in his sleep by covering themselves with the light blue blanket that share their warmness.
A/N : Hum not sure about that; just to say we had giggles, laughs, and even tapping foot! Laughing lungs out cause yeah we love cracking our favorite pairing!
Just realized they left food in the living room, and the cake is probably wasted on the floor as Ryo pulled the blanket...but who cares? Oh you do...sorry!
Pairing : RyoDa obviously
Authors : gaillen &
creamy_amande
Rating : Only some rude words but totally safe
Genre : Crack, fluff, romance, mushy
Disclaimer : Supposed to be a crack between 2 crazy RyoDa lovers, totally spontaneous and unprecedented and unplanned, so please bear with us. Don't forget to tell us if you laugh or not, cause it was not to be posted but I wanted to share the love our love.
Summary : Valentine is wayyy behind us but I have a crackish story to offer.
First it’s not a fic, I’m still not a writer, only a fic reading ogre only, but on her way to write something for V-day, Amelia aka gaillen wondered what to do with our favorite pair. We were chatting on messenger about it, and ended up roleplaying it. Actually she intended to write a fic using this but she posted someting else for V-day, and as time goes, she has many chappies to finish thus being busy, and my fangirling heart can’t bear this to go unshared, well laugh all you want, cause you know how you react yourself right?
So first, we discussed how she could bake a cake, then post the pictures of it on the comm’. She wanted to make a cake using the shape of the MousePeace mascot I thought about a RyoDa picture on a cake, a heart drawing with their kanji on each side, or a mouse and a monkey/gachapin and then send it Ryo and Ueda for real!
So I said I’d like to see their faces when they receive it (apart from the totaly out-of-date issue) and then......ensues a crack RP with gaillen as Ueda/Hime, and me as Ryo/Gachapin.
Hime : Lol you have fans!
Gachapin : WTF!
Hime : ROFLMAO
Gachapin : We have fans shipping us?!
Are they crazy or what? We hate each other!!!! Now I understand why people talk about us on the internet! People want us to be together??? That’s like...oil and water!!
Hime : It’s like mayonnaise and pickles!
Gachapin : We should stop giving credits to the fans, they’re just a bunch of weirdos, even Junno can’t top them!
Hime : Everyone know we don’t like each other. It’s practically impossible!
Gachapin : Yeah we just like to do things in the closet
Hime : yeah it’s perfectly healthy, nothing more, nothing less
Gachapin : We have humand needs, that’s all there is to it...
Ne, Valentine’s coming Hime, what do you say we go to Lavender Fields together and get cosy there?
Hime : Yes let’s! Though it’d be a shame to let this cake go to waste, Monkey. Look! It even has strawberries and whipped cream!
Gachapin : Say, we eat the cake, and leave the cream and strawberries for kinky purpose?
Hime : Hmmm...I think we might be needing that closet about right now; what do you think?
Gachapin : But we need to prepare some food before, don’t wanna get hungry while doing it.
Hime : *cutely blank expression* But we have a cake?
Gachapin : But I wanted to save it for Valentine day! Oh okay well, we can have another then...but don’t eat too much! If I let you top right now, don’t wanna end up being crushed!
Hime : Don’t worry, we can always get another one! And...Oi!!! Did you just call me fat!?!
Gachapin : Nah just thick-bonned...but you’re the most beautiful over-weight girl guy for me.
Hime : That’s it! Forget the closet and the Lavender Fields! I don’t want to see you again! I hate you!
Gachapin : No Hime please, I was just joking...of course you’re not fat! Sometimes I think you’re so skinny I want to forbid you in going to the gym!
I just know you like sweets and cakes I don’t want you to feel sick if you eat too much...
Hime : Why should I believe you? *pouts and crosses arms*
Gachapin : BECAUSE! Because I love you the way you are and you know it! I could never hurt your feelings, not anymore...guess I’ll have to prove it to you, now? *smirks*
Hime : Yes of course you have to prove it and you’re going to have to make it up to me before I forgive you! IF I forgive you...*ominously*
Gachapin : Then I promise to let you top...ALL NIGHT!
Hime : *decidedly evil* I think I can live with that arrangement. *Throws hand around Ryo’s neck*
Gachapin : Oi Hime, slowly! I know I said you could do whatever you wanted but my neck is a little bit stiff right now...maybe you can fix that problem for me?
Hime : I bet I can do a lot more than that, love, and besides...*leans in to whisper in his ear* I’ve got a pair of handcuffs I’ve been DYING to break in.
Gachapin : Huh?! Where did you get them? Don’t tell me you’ve been there with Jin? I know he’s into this stuff with, you know who.
Hime : Well, I’ll admit that he gave some really good advice on what to pick but no, I didn’t go with him. He said it really spices up the sex life. Want to try~?
Gachapin : Um...oookay...you know what you’re doing right?
Remember we’re in a closet? Where are you gonna...hum...attach me?
Or maybe we can go to the practice room, there are lots of bars there..
Hime : Mah~you have a point? *pouts* Ohhh...the practice room; we might want to remember to lock the door this time though. Not that I’m against exhibition entirely but well...
Gachapin : Yeah me too! I seriously don’t wanna remember the faces of Yamapi and Jin walking on us...with their obvious hard-on!
Hime : Ehhh?! I didn’t notice that! o_O I couldn’t see anything because of you hugging me and smothering me against your chest.
Gachapin : And I wouldn’t want others to look at you anway.
Hime : Ahhh, you’re so possessive. I think it’s cute!
Ne, Ryo? Don’t forget the cake.
Gachapin : Yeah don’t worry, I bring the cake...and I’m not cute! I’m SEXY!
Anway, we better not come across some juniors, I’m sure they know about us..;didn’t you see how that kid Totsuka was blushing at you last time? I think he has a thing for you.
Can’t blame him though, you’re just too beautiful..
Hime : Ahhh you’re so sweet. Totsu-chan’s a good kid, he gave me a bear and some chocolates for Valentine. It was so sweet of him, I didn’t know what to say.
Gachapin : He gave you presents? I think I’l have to talk to him...just so he knows you belong to me...Nah don’t look at me like that, I won’t beat him up! Just talk, my own way *smirks*
Hime : He was just being friendly, Ryo. Don’t kil him, I happen to like Totsu-chan...but I like you more..of course.
Gachapin : I know THAT! I’m the Sexy Osaka Man after all...
No I don’t brag, just stating what’s mine. And I’ll always make sure you know how much I love you, and make you the happiest, so that you won’t want to leave me.
Hime : You know I’ll always belong to you and I love you too, my Monkey. You do make me happy and I could ever leave you! So you never have to worry about that, Never!
Gachapin : You’re the one who’s cute...
Hime : But you like it when I’m cute. *Ryo jumps on Ueda biting his collarbone*
I thought ...I was...seme tonight!
Gachapin : You know, we should really get to it cause I really can’t stop myself now from making you mine over and over again, so you better handcuff me right away.
Hime : Wait, wait! Let me get them! Ryo!
/*insert lots of creamy sex after cause gaillen and I can’t co-write for obvious embarrassement reasons*/
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A week later, Ryo texts his lover ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Gachapin : *T* What are you doing right now? I’m currently in Kanjani’s room; seriously I love these guys, but sometimes they just drive me nuts...missing you
*sends another text* Oi! It’s been 5 min already! Why aren’t you returning my texts?!
Hime : *T* Mah, mah~! I’m sorry! We just finished practising and I couldn’t respond right then. Sorry.
Gachapin : *T* Oh okay...sorry, I’m just a little tired and with these guys here...anyway, I’m so starving for you, it’s been a week since our last little closet-time, I need to see you.
Hime: *T* It’s okay! I miss you too, pervert. How’s Osaka?
Gachapin : *T* I’m not a perv! Okay just a little, can’t blame me, you’re the one that got the handcuffs...Osaka? Usual, kind of dull these days, the last location shoot we were on had so many food Okura was all around asking for more; and I was trying to calm him down but oh well..
*T* We visited a place where there were fans of visual kei, and I thought about you.
*T* Yasuda-kun saw my smirk and smacked me cause I was drooling live on TV!
Hime : *T* The handcuffs were fun though, you have to admit. And I love my pervert just the way he is. Well, that’s good at least I know you’re eating well. Visual Kei reminds you of me?
*T* Maybe I should thank Yasuda-kun for smacking you then..When are you coming back to Tokyo?
Gachapin : *T* Yeah sorry, I kinda thought again about your hum...the one-we-shall-not-pronunce-its-name phase you had.
*T* I’ll be coming back in 2 day probably; manager-san asked me to appear on Recomen with the others so...it'll be live on thursday..you’re gonna listen to it?
Hime : *T* Ahh~I see. Of course I’ll listen to it! I’ve got a gift for you but you have to wait until you get back to find out what it is. :P
Gachapin : *T* Ehhhhhh? Is it kinky? You really know how to please me Tatsuya...xP
Hime : *T* Maybe~! You just have to wait and see!
Gachapin : *T* So what are you wearing now? I’m in the dressing room, all alone, I could think of something to do...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 minutes later ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*T* Sorry! Forget about that last text! That son of a ***** of Yoko grabbed my phone and texted you; what did he tell you? If it’s something he told me that made me blush FORGET about it!
Hime : *T* Ryo-chan~! It’s Jin!!! Uebo’s face is bright red...what did you tell him???
Gachapin : *T* Jin!!!!!!!! DON’T TAKE OTHERS PHONES WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!!!!!!!
*T* Please Jin, tell Tatsuya I’m sorry, I’ll be careful from now on.
Hime : *T* Okay~! Oh, Uebo’s demanding his phone back!!!
Gachapin : *T* THEN GIVE IT BACK!
Hime : *T* Finally, got my phone back from Jin. What was that all about!?!
Gachapin : *T* Errrr...don’t wanna say...just hum some misunderstanding...sorry
Hime : *T* Okay...? Mah~! It’s almost time to start practices again.
Gachapin : *T* Ah already? Hold on...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ryo starts calling Ueda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bu bu bu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Hime : Moshi Mosh~! Hai?
Gachapin : Ah finally! I wanted to hear your voice, before we both get busy again..You’re not mad at me? Because of that phone mess up earlier one?
Hime : That’s sweet. No I’m not mad at you. I was just really embarrassed. And then Jin started making fun of me.
Gachapin : Yeah well, Yoko told me some juniors reported to him about us being cosy last week in the practice room, and then he grabbed my phone and sorta, played with you....
But don’t worry, only Eito know about this.
Hime : AHHHHH!!!! Juniors saw us!! I thought I told you to lock the door! JIN! Shut up!
Gachapin : I thought I did!..Er not sure anymore...maybe they just heard us?
I mean, we were both, loud...
Hime : Oh God~
Gachapin : Yeah that’s what they heard you saying...you were screaming for God and err, I was screaming your name so many times..
But I was pretty sure there were not much people in the jimusho at this hour
Hime : Ryo, stop! Before I die of embarrassement!
Gachapin : Why? Is Jin still around you? Can he hear what I’m saying?
Hime : He can’t hear but I think he knows what we’re talking about.
Gachapin : Because you’re red?
Ah okay I’ll stop then, I don’t want him to start lusting over you, because I know when you’re getting hot in the cheeks, well, you’re getting hot, somewhere else...and we ALL know Jin’s a perv.
Ueda is speechless with the way Ryo talks but then...
Gachapin : Ah ah sorry sorry, I’m just being myself..I’ve been missing you too much I guess
Hime : .......Ryo?
Gachapin : ...Yes?
Hime : .............Are you sure you won’t be making it back for another two days?
Gachapin : ....Are you...wanting me right now?
Hime : ........
Gachapin : ..............
Hime : .................Yes.
Gachapin : ^......^
I’ll try and talk to manager-san, I don’t care about Recomen. I’ll ask Okura to be my replacement
Hime : Hurry home soon...
Gachapin : Hai hai...you seriously want ME!!!! Muwa ha ha
I think I managed to do what I wanted then...
Hime : Ehhh? Nani mo?
Gachapin : ...sorry, this is what I planned for hours...I was already supposed to be back tonight...
Hime : You!...You!...
Gachapin : Wa ha ha!!! Yeah well, I’ve missed you, you’ve missed me..let’s just be happy okay?
I also have a gift for you ;)
Hime : That was a cruel joke, Monkey!
I hope it isn’t too kinky? Knowing you though...
Gachapin : It’s not cruel! I didn’t plan for Yoko to steal my phone! I promise, but the rest...well
Ne, we never really tried phone-sex before, so I wanted to try, sorta...
And the gift, no it’s not kinky! At least mines are NOT! But I won’t tell you either.
Hime : I’m not having phone-sex with you at the jimusho!!! *Jin’s laughter can be heard in the background. And Kame’s voice* Tat-chan, what the hell?!?!
Gachapin : Ahhh!!!!! Kamenashi also heard this?!!! Now I’m the one that’s reddish..
Please don’t be mad at me! And, and tell Kamenashi and Jin to just go to hell after eaves-dropping! Or..tell them I’ll have presents for them if they could just shut up about this..
Hime : Lah~! i’ve succeeded in my payback. But Kame looks like he’s having a heart attack, now.
Gachapin : Ehhh?!
Hime : I made the Sexy Osaka Man blush!
Gachapin : EHHH! WTF Tatsuya?! You don’t play tricky on the Sexy Osaka man!
Oh God, I think I deserved this...Yoko and Subaru are actually laughing rolling on the floor..
Hime : Even better, that’s what you get for trying to drag a confession out of me.
Gachapin : OKAY okay!...maybe you can *blush* spank me when I’m home? *I’ll never stop my perv-mode smirk*
Hime : Or maybe you can just sleep in the guest room.
Gachapin : NO! Nooooooo please I’m reall...y sorry, I really must hurry back home.
I’ll make myself a good boy tonight, then you can decide wether I deserve to be forgiven...or not
Hime : take me out to dinner! At that Sushi restaurant in Roppongi
Gachapin : Eh? Roppongi? But it’s kinda..Oh okay, if you really want to go there, I guess we could make an exception. But not tonight, I’ll be back at around 10, that’ll be a little late don’t you think?
We could drop by the ramen-ya we discovered last week.
Hime : Okay, as long as you promise to take me out! Since you’re going to be so late.
Gachapin : Deal! Besides, tonight when I’m back, I don’t think the first thing I wanna do is eat...or maybe eat something else *smirk+blush=hot*
Hime : Pervert.
Gachapin : But you love the pervert me..or you prefer to be the only one who’s perv? *thinking about handcuffs*
Hime : Yes I do love the pervert you. I’ll be nice and let you borrow the handcuffs if you’d like.
Gachapin : Hmmm I don’t know, I like you being dominatrix, but I also love the cute you so, I might try once!
*talking to some staff* Ah hai! Hai! Otsukaresama deshita!
Good i’m free!
Hime : Maji de?!
Gachapin : Just you wait! I’ll be there in about...3h30! Have 20 min till Osaka station, then 3 hours in the shinkansen.
Where will you be then?
Hime : Mah~ I’ll be leaving the jimusho right around that time but I won’t make it to the station before you arrive.
Gachapin : Hmmm, then we could meet at the restaurant?
OR! I could get some take away on my way to your apartment, and we’ll meet at your place?
Yeah let’s do this! Don’t wanna waste time.
Hime : ........Okay, then I’ll meet you at my place then?
Gachapin : Yup! Prepare yourself........!
Hime : NISHIKIDO!!! *blushes* Mou~!
Gachapin : Huhuhuhu ah gomen gomen
So I’m almost at the station, I have to hang off now, I’ll call you again when I’ve arrived in Tokyo okay? I’ll probably sleep a bit in the train.
Hime : Okay be safe, Aishiteru yo!
Gachapin : *major blush* ehhh aishiteru...Tatsuya
Don’t work too hard okay?
Hime : I won’t, promise.
Gachapin : Okay, later then!
Hime : Bye *hangs up phone*
Nishikido enters the wagon, and as he watches his beautiful boyfriend on his phone wallpaper, a smile on his face appears..
Wait for me, Hime!
Nishikido wakes up to the sound of « arriving Tokyo in 5 min »
hugfui-nyaa..ohh, finally...7 minutes later he’s in front of Tokyo station, taking his phone off his pocket, and start dialing his favorite number...bu bu bu
Hime : Moshi-Mosh~?
Hai? Ryo?
Gachapin : rumblll~~~*dropped phone in excitement*
Sorry! Eh eto, I’m back in Tokyo!
Hime : Ahh~ there you are. O.Ka. Eri.
Gachapin : Fu~fu TADAIMA! Tadaima, hime...
Errr people are looking at me weirdly..*runs off to hide*
Hime : Well I suppose randomly shouting that you’re back into a phone might do that. Are you headed towards the apartment now?
Gachapin : Ah well, i could be, yeah..
Yes! I’ll be at your place quite quickly, I’m actually walking fast but I have my suitcase so 10 minutes okay?
AH! I forgot I have to get some food before
Hime : Mah~! That’s okay. We just got let out, Yuu-chan messed up the dance so we were held over, it’ll be another 20 minutes.
Gachapin : So I have time to get some take away...chinese or bentos at the nearest convini?
Hime : Hmm...bentos. They’re easier.
Gachapin : Okay..I’ll take some ginger with them..xP
I think we got some wine left too.
Hime : Yep, I’ll swing by and pick up your surprise too!
Gachapin : Hooyeah! (read as in Booyeah)
See you in 10 then!
Hime : Okay~! *smiles at phone before hanging it up*
2 minutes later, Tatsuya stops by a cake ship and picks up a cake. 3 minutes after that he stops at a special store and picks up the next part of Ryo’s gift.
While Nishikido just finished buying groceries and off to Ueda’s apartment.
*huff huff getting on the elevator* Damn this suitcase is so heavy!
*getting off* In front of the door, Ryo, nervous, thinking he hasn’t seen his hime for a week.
He’s so gonna get it tonight *smirk*
Hime : *shivers run down his spine* What was that?
Gachapin : *knock knock*
Hime : *panics* Ack! He’s here! And my surprise isn’t done yet!
Gachapin : Hime! *a neighbour passes right behind him* hum *cough* Ueda! Open the door!
Hime : Hai! Hai! Coming! Chotto matte!
Gachapin : *whispering* It’s time he gets me a key for f*cksake!
Ueda opens the door in what can only be considered Alice-wrong-bad-girl dress.
Hime : Okaeri, Ryo-sama!
Gachapin : *major blush+nosebleed* blurb&#^?`{\[‘! What the...HIME!
Ryo enters the room, really calmly, takes his suitcase in, closes the door behind him, then turns around, faces his boyfriend, eyes the latter from head to toe, goes to the kitchen and takes one glass of water to let it pour on himself, still really calmly...vapor comes from his head.
Then he decides he can’t wait anymore and jumps on his precious hime...
*Ueda doesn’t complain in the slightest until...*
Ryo, food first! *pushes Osaka Man away from him*
Gachapin : HOW CAN YOU TELL ME TO THINK ABOUT FOOD WHEN YOU WELCOME ME LIKE THIS?!?!?!
Hime : Because I’m hungry, I haven’t eaten since this afternoon. And I thought you’d like the surprise *holds Ryo off by pressing one of his Mary-Jane covered feet on the other’s stomach*
Gachapin : Of course I like the surprise!!! But seriously, I can’t think properly right now!
But okay, since I brought food, let’s eat...but fast! I can’t resist long! You know me!
Hime : Okay.
Gachapin : But first, cover yourself up! Ah no wait! No it’s okay, I’ll just keep lusting over you while eating.
Hum, can you pour me some wine? PLEASE?
Hime : Hai, Ryo-sama! *curtsies cutely and goes to do just that (and obviously enjoying Ryo’s torture)*
Ryo tights his fists the best he can, but in the end, fails at resisting and purposely pours some wine on Hime’s dress...
You have to take if off now! *smirks*
Hime : Fine. *turns his back to Ryo and indicates the zipper with the flick of his hand* Help me please?...Please??
Gachapin : Hum hum yeah okay..
*unzipping reallllly slowly* It’s been a while I’ve seen your beautfiful skin...God has made you so beautiful, how could have I live without you before?
Hime : Ahh, arigato! *breaks away from Ryo and almost flounces out of the kitchen towards the bedroom* I’ll just change now *winks*
Gachapin : *Yatta! I’m the master for plans like this! Yay muwah ha ha I’m evil*
Hum Hime, you need help in there?
Hime : Nope! Be out in a minute!
Gachapin : *Damn* Errr sure you’re still hungry?
The door opens eeriely in response, it’s dark inside but light is shining from the bathroom
*now there’s my chance*
Ryo walks bouncily to the bedroom, bumps into one of their framed picture on his way, and finally manages to approach slowly at the bathroom door...he notices a smell, the perfume he gave Tatsuya on their last monthsary *God he knows this smell drives me crazy*
Then he opens the door, and finds a surprised Tatsuya, almost naked, doing his hair..
It’s about time, Hime, let me help you take the rest off?
Hime : Ryo! I said I’d be right out! *menaces him with a hairbrush*
Gachapin : Mou...I thought you opened up the door for me?
Ueda secretively smiles
Okay okay ! i’ll wait....AGAIN!
God you know how to tease me alright Tatsuya!
Hime : Ryo, there’s something on the bed for you. *turns back to the mirror to finish his hair*
Gachapin : Eh? What is it? *goes inspecting the bed*
Ryo turns the lamp on next to the bed to reveal a cake sitting on the neatly made bed but jumps when a pair of hands wrap around his waist from behind.
We said we’d get another cake after we finished off that Valentine one but we never did.
Gachapin : Awww Tatsuya, how cute is that..I kinda forgot about that second cake.
But I don’t think I could wait now to eat some of it...on you
Hime : I didn’t think it would after you dumped wine on me. *mock-glares at him*
Gachapin : Aaah you knew?!
Thought I acted well though....
Hime : I know you too well.
Gachapin : Oh eh eh okay the..but first, before I really can’t stop myself, I have to give you MY present!
Ryo runs off to the living room, to retrieve something from his suitcase.
Hime : Ehhh? *Tatsuya tilts his head and crosses his arms over his (naked) chest*
Ryo comes back with, in his right hand, a little phonestrap, which consists of a yellow heart, with R+U graved on it.
Here, it’s not much, but when I was on a location shoot, I found this little shop where you could customize accessories so err..
Hime : Ahh! It’s adorable! Thanks Ryo! *throws arms around his shoulders and hugs him tightly*
Ryo then shoves his left hand (that he was hiding in his back) in front of a surprised Tatsuya.
Actually, the real present is this!
Ueda looks at a blue enveloppe Ryo shows him and opens it...
Hime : Ehh?
Gachapin : So, remember how you said you and I weren’t given enough time lately, well I asked both our managers about it, and er, they gave us the next week end free, so I presumed you’d be free and I made a reservation to an onsen in Hokkaido...so are you free, this week end?
Hime ; I...I don’t know what to say. But I am free! I just...WOW. *bites bottom lip to stop crying from happiness*
Gachapin : Just say yes!
Hime : Yes....*sobs*
Thank you, Ryo *hic*
Gachapin : Okay now that’s settled, I have urgent business to attend to *undresses the rest of clothes on Tatsuya and starts biting and marking him in the neck*
/*What’s next is some serious missing-his-hime-GOD-f*ck-yes*/
Hime : So, what are we leaving for the onsen this week end?
Gachapin : Huh? Are you so babbling over happiness you can’t talk well?
Hime : It’s your fault! *slaps Ryo’s arm* And I meant when....*quietly*
Gachapin : Oi! Don’t need to slap me! You bought the dress!
Anyway, probably saturday morning. I couldn’t escape a friday late work
Hime : Ahhh~*sleepily* I have friday off.
Gachapin : Ah damn! Maybe I can try and talk to manager-san again...God we could have three days off, just the two of us.
Hime : Hmmm....! I’d like that *half-asleep*
Gachapin : Ok I promise I’ll go talk to him tomorrow then...
By the way, I’ve always wanted to ask you...the special shop you go to buy erm, stuff, you got a membership?
Hime : Yeah....
Gachapin : GOOD! Next time, let’s go there together!
Hime : What? *awakes up instantly* No! I’m not letting you in that shop with me!
Gachapin : Nande?!
Hime : There’s too many things in there that’ll make you...well..you know, and if we go there together it’ll be twice as bad.
Gachapin : But you go there!
And..and I’m sure when you go alone, weirdos look at you, the way I don’t want people to look at you...THAT’s it! Next time I’m going with you!
Or please, bring someone sane with you! Like Kamenashi or Yamapi...scratch that! Just Kamenashi!
Hime : Ryo....
Gachapin : What?!
Hime : I can’t go with Kame! What would he think? About me....and you?
Gachapin : Bah! I’m pretty sure Jin told him already...because of that talk we had earlier on...and you know he likes to gossip.
Hime : Yeah, but....no!
Gachapin : God is he really in Johnnys, aitsu!
But!...Maybe you should order the things by internet then? Argh you don’t use the computer I forgot...Just thinking you went there all by yourself, TWICE!, and sorry but you look like a girl sometimes, and even if people know you’re a boy, you’re too pretty! I just want to beat up some of their customers!
Hime : Ryo. *grabs the Osakan’s hands and holds them down where he was flailing them*
That’s one of the reason I won’t let you go. It’d be bad for their business.
Gachapin : HELL IF I CARE!
You can’t go in there all alone! Period!
Hime : *almost whispering* I went with Jin the first time and I went with Maru when I ordered the dress.
Gachapin : JIN?! You went with pervy-Jin? You told me last time he only advised you when I asked you if you went there with him!!! You didn’t tell me he was with you?!!! Raaa mou!
Hime : I didn’t want you to kill him! Ryo!!!
Gachapin : I’m not gonna kill him! He’s one of my best friends! I’ll just beat him up, nothing much...
That’s why last time I had him on the phone he asked me if I could lend him the special object you got! I didn’t know what he was talking about!
Hime : *whispers under his breath* Mou~ Bakanishi. *talks normally* Calm down
Gachapin : I’M..! I am calm...please, if you really don’t want me to come, then, then be super careful play? And if you ever feel pressure, or feel weirdos around you, just call me okay? And if I’m not around, call someone, anyone in the jimusho...okay?
Hime : Ryo...I love you.
Gachapin : Hmm I love you too Tatsuya, that’s why I’m panicking, sorry.
Now now, I know you’re tired, I can see you’re fighting over sleep, so hush my love and go to sleep..I’ll watch you go to dreamland.
Hime : Hmmm..m’kay.
Ryo caresses Tatsuya’s hair in a gentle way for the latter to go to sleep, and, with one last kiss on Ueda’s forehead, Ryo embraces Tatsuya’s waist and joins his lover in his sleep by covering themselves with the light blue blanket that share their warmness.
A/N : Hum not sure about that; just to say we had giggles, laughs, and even tapping foot! Laughing lungs out cause yeah we love cracking our favorite pairing!
Just realized they left food in the living room, and the cake is probably wasted on the floor as Ryo pulled the blanket...but who cares? Oh you do...sorry!