[Crack One-Shot] how Ueda Sho got his name :D
The nurse was busy tapping her pencil on the notebook. Waiting. And waiting.
"Nishikido Sho. That's final." Said the man in black. Arms crossed.
"NO." She heard the other man in bed said that.
"Why not??"
"Because I am the one who carried him for 9 months and gave birth to him!" The brunette pouted cutely and glared at his boyfriend.
"But I AM the one you got you pregnant in the first place!"
The other guy snorted. "Any guy can do that too.."
"W..What?! Does that mean that you've been sleeping around??"
"Doesn't matter. The point is I'm not gonna name my baby after you~"
"I TOP! He should have my name!" 'Hmm..so the shorter man tops huh? Well he looks more manly.' The nurse tapped her finger while thinking some nasty things inside her mind.
"You're shorter!" 'What does that have to do with naming a baby?' She asked herself while scrathing her head.
"The fan don't coined RyoDa for no reason you know..RYOda..I AM the seme in this relationship so he'll be Nishi-"
"I SAID NO!!"
"Give me one good reason why!"
"I'm older and taller and you!"
"But I'm the father of the baby! He should have my name!" She casually looked at her fingernail. 'OK. I might as well have a manicure in this very room. Seems like they're not gonna make any decisions soon.'
"But..But I'm your cute, pretty little princess that has to suffer through 9 horrible months to give you a baby..If that doesn't mean anything to you then I guess you should just put Nishikido Sho.." And then the man in bed, using all his shiny, super duper cute and girly power pouted again at the man in black.
"I..erm..." Oh. He's speechless. This is not good.
"Also...you might want to consider going to some gay strip club since I'm not gonna satisfy your needs in..let say..6 months?" Death glare and the man in black is gulping while giving his other half a sympathetic look that screams 'this is so not fair'
"Er..so...what shall he be named then?" The nurse finally asked the couple who turned to look at each other.
"Sho. Ueda Sho.." After a few minutes, the man in black finally said it while sighing.
"Really??" The brunette pretended to look shock and smiled brightly at his partner.
"Yeah.." The other man nodded slowly and gave his boyfriend a hug.
"OK then..I'll leave you two with your baby.."
As she leaves the room, she let out a smile after seeing the sweetest moment of the couple looking proudly at their newborn baby.
*****
By the end of the day though, she found herself asking her colleague how in the hell could two men possibly have a baby.
"Well, they're Johnny's..you know.." She heard her friend whispered back.
"Owh.." was the only thing she could say back.
-END-
p/s: I’m super excited coz someone just told me that Ueda Sho might be backdancing for KAT-TUN!! Do you know what that means?? xDDDD and I wanna make this a prompt fic so if anyone have ideas on ‘how Ueda Sho got his name’,just post it! \:D/
"Nishikido Sho. That's final." Said the man in black. Arms crossed.
"NO." She heard the other man in bed said that.
"Why not??"
"Because I am the one who carried him for 9 months and gave birth to him!" The brunette pouted cutely and glared at his boyfriend.
"But I AM the one you got you pregnant in the first place!"
The other guy snorted. "Any guy can do that too.."
"W..What?! Does that mean that you've been sleeping around??"
"Doesn't matter. The point is I'm not gonna name my baby after you~"
"I TOP! He should have my name!" 'Hmm..so the shorter man tops huh? Well he looks more manly.' The nurse tapped her finger while thinking some nasty things inside her mind.
"You're shorter!" 'What does that have to do with naming a baby?' She asked herself while scrathing her head.
"The fan don't coined RyoDa for no reason you know..RYOda..I AM the seme in this relationship so he'll be Nishi-"
"I SAID NO!!"
"Give me one good reason why!"
"I'm older and taller and you!"
"But I'm the father of the baby! He should have my name!" She casually looked at her fingernail. 'OK. I might as well have a manicure in this very room. Seems like they're not gonna make any decisions soon.'
"But..But I'm your cute, pretty little princess that has to suffer through 9 horrible months to give you a baby..If that doesn't mean anything to you then I guess you should just put Nishikido Sho.." And then the man in bed, using all his shiny, super duper cute and girly power pouted again at the man in black.
"I..erm..." Oh. He's speechless. This is not good.
"Also...you might want to consider going to some gay strip club since I'm not gonna satisfy your needs in..let say..6 months?" Death glare and the man in black is gulping while giving his other half a sympathetic look that screams 'this is so not fair'
"Er..so...what shall he be named then?" The nurse finally asked the couple who turned to look at each other.
"Sho. Ueda Sho.." After a few minutes, the man in black finally said it while sighing.
"Really??" The brunette pretended to look shock and smiled brightly at his partner.
"Yeah.." The other man nodded slowly and gave his boyfriend a hug.
"OK then..I'll leave you two with your baby.."
As she leaves the room, she let out a smile after seeing the sweetest moment of the couple looking proudly at their newborn baby.
*****
By the end of the day though, she found herself asking her colleague how in the hell could two men possibly have a baby.
"Well, they're Johnny's..you know.." She heard her friend whispered back.
"Owh.." was the only thing she could say back.
-END-
p/s: I’m super excited coz someone just told me that Ueda Sho might be backdancing for KAT-TUN!! Do you know what that means?? xDDDD and I wanna make this a prompt fic so if anyone have ideas on ‘how Ueda Sho got his name’,just post it! \:D/