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Nov 11, 2008 01:31
The Customer is not always right
I believe I found a new crack. XD
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ryc3
November 11 2008, 20:50:32 UTC
So Much For Being Patriotic
Retail | Adelaide, Australia
Customer: “I’m looking for a clock radio.”
Me: “Certainly. Our clock radios are over on these shelves here. Is there any particular style or brand you’re looking for?”
Customer: “This one looks alright. It’s made here, isn’t it?”
Me: “Actually, ma’am, I believe that one is manufactured in China.”
Customer: “Shit, you’re kidding! Well, what about this one?”
Me: “That’s also a [electronics brand], ma’am; that’s also made in China.”
Customer: “SHIT, I DON’T WANT ANY BLOODY CHINESE SHIT. SHOW ME ONE THAT ISN’T CHINESE!”
Me: “Well, this particular model over here is a [another reputable electronics brand], with all of the same functions.”
Customer: “Not from China?”
Me: “No, this one’s made in Japan.”
Customer: “S***, I TOLD YOU I DON’T WANT ANY FUCKING CHINESE GARBAGE! *points to first radio* “Just give me that one there.”
Me: “Uh… ma’am, that one is made in China, and the last one wasn’t…”
Customer: “DO YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?!”
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ryc3
November 11 2008, 21:12:31 UTC
Guess He Couldn’t Beat The Final Boss Beagle (
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jimthefly
November 11 2008, 23:44:06 UTC
Try one of the Video Rental tags and look for "pregnant". Totally epic.
Only complaint with the site: I can't search for stories by location. :(
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ryc3
November 12 2008, 01:08:55 UTC
Here's my experience with the job I currently have.
Customer: Can you help me with a new ID?
Me: Sure what's your id number or your Social Security numer
Customer: 123-45-6789
Me: What Happened to your ID? Cause it seems like we already have a picture on the system.
Customer: Oh, *sobs* I got mugged. Can you just print out that.
Me: Maam, as school policy goes you need to go to the student bussiness center to pay a 5 dollar replacement fee then I can issue you a new ID.
Customer: Didn't you just hear me? I got robbed.
Me: What do you want me to do? Pay the 5 dollars for you cause you got mugged?
*Storms off to her friends*
Customer: I hate this school.
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Retail | Adelaide, Australia
Customer: “I’m looking for a clock radio.”
Me: “Certainly. Our clock radios are over on these shelves here. Is there any particular style or brand you’re looking for?”
Customer: “This one looks alright. It’s made here, isn’t it?”
Me: “Actually, ma’am, I believe that one is manufactured in China.”
Customer: “Shit, you’re kidding! Well, what about this one?”
Me: “That’s also a [electronics brand], ma’am; that’s also made in China.”
Customer: “SHIT, I DON’T WANT ANY BLOODY CHINESE SHIT. SHOW ME ONE THAT ISN’T CHINESE!”
Me: “Well, this particular model over here is a [another reputable electronics brand], with all of the same functions.”
Customer: “Not from China?”
Me: “No, this one’s made in Japan.”
Customer: “S***, I TOLD YOU I DON’T WANT ANY FUCKING CHINESE GARBAGE! *points to first radio* “Just give me that one there.”
Me: “Uh… ma’am, that one is made in China, and the last one wasn’t…”
Customer: “DO YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?!”
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Only complaint with the site: I can't search for stories by location. :(
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Customer: Can you help me with a new ID?
Me: Sure what's your id number or your Social Security numer
Customer: 123-45-6789
Me: What Happened to your ID? Cause it seems like we already have a picture on the system.
Customer: Oh, *sobs* I got mugged. Can you just print out that.
Me: Maam, as school policy goes you need to go to the student bussiness center to pay a 5 dollar replacement fee then I can issue you a new ID.
Customer: Didn't you just hear me? I got robbed.
Me: What do you want me to do? Pay the 5 dollars for you cause you got mugged?
*Storms off to her friends*
Customer: I hate this school.
Reply
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