DRABBLE: "Messages", Greg House
Title: Messages
Author: hawkeyecat
Fandom: House, M.D.
Claim: Dr. Gregory House
Word: Loquacious
Community: alphabetdrabble
Disclaimer: It should be clear at this point.
Note: Thanks to Starr for the idea.
“Unless you have an exceptional reason for calling, don’t bother leaving a message.”
Beep.
“I’ll only see you if your balls actually are blue.”
Beep.
“You’ve reached a number owned by a man who never checks the machine, and a woman who no longer lives here. Screwed, aren’t you?”
Beep.
“My mother tells me I should have a nicer greeting. Clearly, the woman has never actually met me. Wonder who she raised.”
Beep.
“Stop calling, Wilson. You have a key. Bring beer and pizza. I’ll worry about my own liver.”
Beep.
“We’re sorry, the number you’ve dialed has been disconnected.”
Author: hawkeyecat
Fandom: House, M.D.
Claim: Dr. Gregory House
Word: Loquacious
Community: alphabetdrabble
Disclaimer: It should be clear at this point.
Note: Thanks to Starr for the idea.
“Unless you have an exceptional reason for calling, don’t bother leaving a message.”
Beep.
“I’ll only see you if your balls actually are blue.”
Beep.
“You’ve reached a number owned by a man who never checks the machine, and a woman who no longer lives here. Screwed, aren’t you?”
Beep.
“My mother tells me I should have a nicer greeting. Clearly, the woman has never actually met me. Wonder who she raised.”
Beep.
“Stop calling, Wilson. You have a key. Bring beer and pizza. I’ll worry about my own liver.”
Beep.
“We’re sorry, the number you’ve dialed has been disconnected.”