1st Prank

[rutilus_iocus]

Right-

What I would for Fred just now or some explosive candy. I swear there are monsters the size of Ron her and that's saying something.

Bloody hell- I just mentioned Fred again, I should stop it or I'm gonna make everyone miserable. Again.At least he died laughing though- Git, he should never have died in the first place. I bet he is

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[sorcerously]

... Ron? As in Ron Weasley?

[rutilus_iocus]

Exactly as in Ron Weasley.

[sorcerously]

How do you know him?

[rutilus_iocus]

I'm one of his older brother of course.

[hisroyalweasley]

George?

[rutilus_iocus]

Speak of the devil!

Ron, where am I?

[hisroyalweasley]

DON'T ACT SO HAPPY TO SEE ME.

You're in Purgatorium. It's like, er... Hell. Repent for your sins, and you get to go home. But wait--what do you mean Fred died laughing?

[rutilus_iocus]

Oh geez someone's in a bad mood. Come on Ron, don't be so down. Do you want a teddy bear filled with rocks too?

Do you have your head screwed on the right way?

[tra_pmaster]

Explosive...Candy...?

[rutilus_iocus]

Now- If I was to tell you what it was. You would expect it.

[tra_pmaster]

Some sort of trick?

[rutilus_iocus]

Mayyyyyyybeee.

[regenerable]

I personally like teddy bears. Filled with stuffing, not rocks.

[rutilus_iocus]

So I shouldn't stuff it with rocks for her then? Got it.

Now to find a teddy bear...

[regenerable]

No. But unless this girl is here with you, I wouldn't really worry that much about it. You're probably stuck here for a while.

[rutilus_iocus]

Well she's not. But- I should at least take her something back.

Otherwise, I'm down one girl.