Not funny

[rustyarmor]

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[lemonshine]

huh?

What's wrong?

He's so mortified

[rustyarmor]

Bridge is killing turtles as a game!

she's so confused

[lemonshine]

Wha?

Bridge wouldn't do that.

XD

[rustyarmor]

I'm kind of confused, he said it's a game...

[firacrux]

Think I missed something, who's killing things?

-Helios

[rustyarmor]

Down in the Wilderness... apparently you're supposed to kill turtles for fun?

[firacrux]

Sorry you lost me, what's the Wilderness and are they big enough to fight back?

[rustyarmor]

The Wilderness is one of the levels of Edensphere. I don't know how big they are, but Bridge called them turtles so... Probably not very large.

[handy_psychic]

;_;

They're not REAL turtles!

dere be sum pings all over dis shit

[rustyarmor]

You said they were moving and making sounds... how could they do that if they're not alive?

[handy_psychic]

;__;

maybe lucy can explain it better than i can

[felinemystique]

Wait. Calm down, kiddo. What's going on?

[lemonshine]

It's just a big misunderstanding.

The Wilerness is apparently a great big video game.

[rustyarmor]

What's a video game?

[lemonshine]

Oh boy...

this is gonna get complicated! Dash would be able to explain this better than I can. But they're like board games only there's a bunch of dots of colours that make up a person on a television screen (you remember those from Las Vegas right?) and you can control their movements with a controller.

Dash, if you're reading this, help me out here!

[ladyofarmor]

What's wrong?

[rustyarmor]

Ah, I'm a little confused about that now myself...

[ladyofarmor]

Really. Well, what have you learned about this... game?