King Of Popularity.

[rustic_cruelty]

Apparently I'm just catching on through the masses, in sheer hoards. A lot more people read this than I had originally thought they would. It's almost funny. Anyway, some oaf is now leaving me notes that are either supposed to be witty, or sarcastic. And gee golly, what a shocker. Fail miserably at both of these attempts. I'm in such contempt.

Comments

[porcelainwhore]

who's witty-sarcastic? whoooooooo? tell me before i start sounding like a freakin' owl. yanno?

[opiatestars]

You already sound like one. But you still have a nice ass, even the girls think so. Haha.

[plunderedbeauty]

Must be such a thrill to be getting such comments from fans who adore you.
As for witty banter, I am saving them for the less fortunate who would not understand such sarcasm and wit.