Kiss the sulking Anthropology Proffessor! Sale! $2! [OPEN RP!]
Spring Fair. Delayed Spring Fair, but still, it's a fair. "Spring" was a relative term, only because it was still balls cold in New York City, at a steaming 40 degrees on the day of the "Spring" Fair. Vitaly hated fairs, and he hated being on the committee that set them up, he was only participating because it looked really good on his tenure application. So when the ladies in the group brought up the idea of a Kissing Booth, Vitaly recoiled in mental anguish.
"A kissing booth?" He grimaced, and sighed when they all nodded. "What about...germs?" He ventured, but they wouldn't have any of it.
Five minutes later, Vitaly found himself sulking behind a cardboard stand that had the words:
KISS THE PROFESSOR!
$2 a person
Once in a lifetime opportunity!
Was that all he was worth?! Vitaly groaned out loud when a young student came up to him, wiggling the $2 in his face. She cooed Pucker up, Mr. Wolfe! and got a little peck out of him before he was wiping his mouth feverishly to get her gooey sparkly pink lipgloss off it. Seems he'd be stuck here all day! Damn Fair Committee! His questioning the validity of such a booth really backfired.
All he could think of? Was the donuts he'd be getting at the end of the day for his suffering. It was almost worth it.
"A kissing booth?" He grimaced, and sighed when they all nodded. "What about...germs?" He ventured, but they wouldn't have any of it.
Five minutes later, Vitaly found himself sulking behind a cardboard stand that had the words:
KISS THE PROFESSOR!
$2 a person
Once in a lifetime opportunity!
Was that all he was worth?! Vitaly groaned out loud when a young student came up to him, wiggling the $2 in his face. She cooed Pucker up, Mr. Wolfe! and got a little peck out of him before he was wiping his mouth feverishly to get her gooey sparkly pink lipgloss off it. Seems he'd be stuck here all day! Damn Fair Committee! His questioning the validity of such a booth really backfired.
All he could think of? Was the donuts he'd be getting at the end of the day for his suffering. It was almost worth it.