Tonight the moon lies bleeding.

I was going to write a post about how it was so hot that I wanted to kill myself, and then proceed to put a gun in my mouth. But, fortunately for my brain matter, we have been hit with a series of cleansing thunderstorms, within which I gave into my temptations and stood, arms outstretched and chin up, letting the water work its magical catharsis ( Read more... )

Fuckin', I swear, MySpace is the most depressing place on the planet. Seriously, you could theoretically attend a meeting of bipolar quadriplegics, and then sign up for MySpace and be like "Dude, this shit sucks. Fo' real reals." If there's any bastion of hope left for humankind, MySpace is NOT it. It's not even that people are stupid, shallow, ( Read more... )

People tend to look so hard for something wonderful, they fail to see that it's right under their nose. Or maybe they do, and look on it with a dubious eye. I'm sure it'll all come together when it's too late to care.

So what have we learned?

Plans are undependable.
Nothing is sacred.
Posts are cryptic.

World/Inferno tomorrow. Now is your last chance to get in on the plan. That being, get there as early as possible because I do NOT trust people when they say there are plenty of tickets left at the door. Not sure when doors are. I've heard 6:45 and 8:00. I don't care that much, because I know WIFS is going to go on last because Jack wouldn't have ( Read more... )

Ok, wow ( Read more... )

10 years ago: I was 10? I wasn't doing much ( Read more... )

During a crossword puzzle
Jeff: The inventor of the telegraph? How the hell am I supposed to know that?
Ben and Andrew: Morse.
Jeff: Fuck you.

I'm just sitting here,
Watching the wheels go round and round.

I really love to watch them roll.

Unfortunately, the nicotine, adrenaline, caffeine, and possibly a stirring array of other "ine" chemicals are marching briskly through my veins, brothers-in-arms to the blood cells that make it their residence. The implication there is that it is quite impossible to pass out in the fashion that I would prefer right now given that I have to wake up ( Read more... )