So what does Emily Elizabeth use for a pooper scooper? Now that would be an exciting episode of Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Don't watch Saw2 and Saw3 just before going to sleep.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE ( Read more... )

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

BWAHahahahahahaha (laughing at my own joke...)

There is a grade school pep rally going on outside my window. It sorta disturbs me that I keep thinking about the Woodsman as I watch them parade around shouting and chanting for defense ( Read more... )

One of my oldest friends had a stroke on Sunday and is now paralyzed on one side.

Remember when we were making fun of Vanilla Ice before he made it big? Check this out

I don't mean to exclude anyone I just know Jill will laugh.

Jill,

Did you see this in Variety?

Tower Feeling A Little Empty

Front Page: Co. falling under weight of unpaid bills -- The four major music distributors have stopped shipping CDs to Tower Records, and DVD suppliers are starting to follow suit. Come Tuesday, it's quite possible that shelves at Tower's 89 stores will be devoid of new releases by ( Read more... )

Sarah,

Did you see the boys from Queens brawl in Vegas?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini...
Type your cut contents here. The bartender serves it, the guy chugs them and says, "give me another martini." The bartender serves it, the guy chugs it and says, "give me another martini." The bartender serves it, the guy chugs it and says, "give me another martini."

Finally the bartender has to ask ( Read more... )