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Sep 08, 2008 08:31

[Yuffie is broadcasting deliberately.]

Okay, PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

If this music crap doesn't stop soon, I'm going to go beat up Big, Red, and Obnoxiously Indestructible kick the crap out of anybody wearing the wrong colors. Hint: the bad colors are anything smart people associate with emo gothsobbers, like red or black. Or red and ( Read more... )

tifa (ou), vincent (ou), like the lightswitch is up, ruined a perfectly good hangover, nataku (tu), xigbar (tu)

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runswitshuriken September 8 2008, 16:26:01 UTC

Nah. I just call him whatever fits at the time. [Slow, evil grin.] George, if I wanted to take him down a peg...

Filtered runswitshuriken September 10 2008, 00:16:41 UTC

Well, if all you gotta do to piss him off is say he's a vampire, then what does it matter if he uses it?

...actually, now that I think about, I think I like the blood-flavored toothpaste idea. Except it's not humiliating enough. There's gotta be something embarrassing to go with it!

Filtered gredn0tforge September 10 2008, 10:28:12 UTC

What does it matter? [ASTONISHED.]

By all means, you're welcome to toss up an idea or two.

Re: Filtered runswitshuriken September 10 2008, 12:56:26 UTC

I'm thinking we should make whatever the hell he uses on that hair smell like blood. And his soap. And his girlfriend's soap. That'll totally piss him off.

Filtered gredn0tforge September 10 2008, 13:12:27 UTC

Seems a tad unnecessary, getting the both of them. Doubt they'd even use it if they could smell it first. [Ponderface. It'd be easy enough to jinx it so they can't smell it UNTIL they use it, but he's got nothing personal enough against Vince to go that overboard.]

Nothing against the toothpaste idea, though.

Filtered runswitshuriken September 10 2008, 13:42:18 UTC

[Ponderous, then snaps his fingers and makes an 'a-hah!' gesture.] I know! Cheap plastic vampire fangs! Can you use magic to make 'em follow him around?

Filtered gredn0tforge September 10 2008, 13:48:01 UTC

I can do better. What d'you think he'd say to having a real pair? Only for a day or two, mind you.

Filtered runswitshuriken September 10 2008, 13:51:05 UTC

That's even better than a pair of plastic ones following him around behind his left shoulder, clicking together all the time.

Man, he'd get so mad.

Filtered gredn0tforge September 10 2008, 14:01:27 UTC

Voracious Vampire... hm, no, doesn't quite fit... Vivid... [You just gave him a new idea for a product. And a test subject. 8D]

Will work on that, then.

Filtered runswitshuriken September 10 2008, 14:06:19 UTC

Awesomesauce!

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