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[runswitshuriken]

[Yuffie is broadcasting deliberately.]

Okay, PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

If this music crap doesn't stop soon, I'm going to go beat up Big, Red, and Obnoxiously Indestructible kick the crap out of anybody wearing the wrong colors. Hint: the bad colors are anything smart people associate with emo gothsobbers, like red or black. Or red and

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[gredn0tforge]

I happen to be rather fond of red.

[gredn0tforge]

Only the singing socks, I'm afraid, and I used the last of them on my dear housemate.

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[runswitshuriken]

Too bad! But you do have some hilarious stuff, right?

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[gredn0tforge]

Plenty

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[runswitshuriken]

I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.

[Shift look.] You didn't hear this from me, but Vince totally hates it if you talk about him being a vampire. Gets all huffy and says he's not.

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[gredn0tforge]

More definitely. Can I interest you in something of the garlic variety, then?

[OOC: sjdhsj I almost forgot to check! Is this cleared with Vincentmun, or am I being overly presumptuous? D:]

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[runswitshuriken]

Garlic is great! How 'bout blood stuff too? Blood-flavored suckers or sodas?

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[ooc; just cleared it with him. Prankery is a go.]

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[gredn0tforge]

How 'bout bleeding garlic?

[OOC: Awesome. \o\]

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[runswitshuriken]

Nah, the garlic should be left alone. But we should totally do something to his toothepaste, like make it look blood flavored.

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[gredn0tforge]

Not the most creative, are you? No sense making it look like blood, else he wouldn't use it. 'Spect it might be easiest if it tastes like blood.

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[runswitshuriken]

Well, if all you gotta do to piss him off is say he's a vampire, then what does it matter if he uses it?

...actually, now that I think about, I think I like the blood-flavored toothpaste idea. Except it's not humiliating enough. There's gotta be something embarrassing to go with it!

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[gredn0tforge]

What does it matter? [ASTONISHED.]

By all means, you're welcome to toss up an idea or two.

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[runswitshuriken]

I'm thinking we should make whatever the hell he uses on that hair smell like blood. And his soap. And his girlfriend's soap. That'll totally piss him off.

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[gredn0tforge]

Seems a tad unnecessary, getting the both of them. Doubt they'd even use it if they could smell it first. [Ponderface. It'd be easy enough to jinx it so they can't smell it UNTIL they use it, but he's got nothing personal enough against Vince to go that overboard.]

Nothing against the toothpaste idea, though.

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[runswitshuriken]

[Ponderous, then snaps his fingers and makes an 'a-hah!' gesture.] I know! Cheap plastic vampire fangs! Can you use magic to make 'em follow him around?

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[gredn0tforge]

I can do better. What d'you think he'd say to having a real pair? Only for a day or two, mind you.