Conversion Rate

[runny_eggs]

Science fiction in the milk section and a song I know wasn’t playing when I walked in. Tuesdays can take a nasty turn if you’re not watching. Just a second ago I was looking for an organic 1.5% Soy-based milk imitation product and now I ‘m sharing headphones in the grass with friend who I never talk to, over a drink that no longer exists. Is there

Comments

[bicman]

"Is everything I ever really liked just a picture now somewhere online?" Yes, because you live in fucking Kentucky. =D

[runny_eggs]

First off, this is a family-friendly livejournal, and by family-friendly I mean my mom reads it so keep it clean. And secondly, yes, I am a Kentucky man now, but ask yourself, honestly, would I be any less of an idiot if I lived in Georgia?

[bicman]

I almost used the clean equivalent, but I really liked the rhyming. Also, it's Kentucky. And yes, you would be less of an idiot if you lived in Georgia, because I personally think it's a smart idea to live in Georgia and not as smart to live in Kentucky. Others may disagree, but I think your mom would be on my side.