[DC] Advancement Strategies

[runespoor7]

Title: Advancement Strategies
Characters/Pairing: Helena, Jason (mentions Bruce/Jason as well as various other Bat-issues pairings.)
Rating: PG
Summary: “So what did you do to get welcomed in?”
Notes: Whatboot cracky futurefic.

Comments

[etrangere]

heh. Fun.

[runespoor7]

It was fun to write, too. :)

[malkavianlove]

Awesome, those two would make great partners who would hospitalize many criminals.

[runespoor7]

I prefer to think of it as a one-time operation. They don't have the same style and I think Jason would get on Helena's nerves.

[saavikam77]

*cracks up* XD

Too perfect. I love how easily Jay throws Helena off her game by admitting to sleeping with Bruce.

*applauds* :D

[runespoor7]

They don't mention these things. Plus Helena has her own issues which make taking Jason seriously there difficult: first off, "sleeping with the boss"; second, after everything he's done, it was just a question of falling into bed with Batman to solve his problems?; third, Helena is perfectly aware how the opposite of easy it is to get Bruce to have sex with someone in the family.

On the other hand, it also got her thinking, maybe her occasional fantasising about Babs isn't so fruitless after all.

Thank you!

[oximore]

Oh, I liked the flow of this!

"She shoots him a look. Midway between 'the memo that says we don't mention these things, did you miss it' and 'how do you possibly need to ask'."

&

"“Slept with the boss,” Jason says, succinct and nonchalant."

This win everything. Those two would be epic.

[runespoor7]

The more Jason speaks, the more Helena is reminded why she only deals with the boys of the family in small amounts. Of course, when Jason's alone with her, he's less inclined to the obnoxious posturing that creates ~drama~ but still. Some things even Helena would be fine if they weren't discussed.

[silveronthetree]

“That and the fact I could tell I reminded him of someone else,” she adds.

“Was it Babs or Bruce?”

She shoots him a look. Midway between 'the memo that says we don't mention these things, did you miss it' and 'how do you possibly need to ask'.

Oh, fantastic! I love the fact that they are having this conversation.

[runespoor7]

Someone should have that conversation, really, and only Jason and Helena are shameless (Jason) or distant (Helena) enough for it. Babs is perfectly aware, but she wouldn't deal well with someone else commenting on the Bruce/Dick.