Cola & Kiwi Milkshake Smoothie w/ Malt, Whipped Cream, Nuts, Peaches, Brownie, and Gummy Bunnies

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Author: Nikki and Kelly
Challenge: Cola #23 (double your pleasure, double your fun) for Nikki; Kiwi #18 (like the plague) for Kelly
Toppings/Extras: Chopped Nuts, Whipped Cream, Smoothie, Milkshake, Malt (PFAH: Oz - I may as well ditch my dismay, for Nikki; Summer Challenge 2011, 421: If you ask me to, I will for Kelly), Gummy Bunnies (31_days , 1. Doused

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DEAR OZ: You totally look like Colin Farrell. Kthxbai.

Also, oh, boys. They are so cute together! I know that this was mostly porn but I have to say, even the porn was kind of sweet. And definitely hot. I APPROVE.

PS: Oz and Calum should totally go on a "beat up everyone who ever made Jakob sad" date. Including Oz. His sentence can be transmuted to sex, though.

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They are totally adorable. I love them.

Calum is all for all of this plan. I'm sure Oz is, too. =P Jakob probably wouldn't approve, but they wouldn't need to tell him.

Thanks!

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Jakob/Calum, and Jakob/Calum/Oz are such an OTP and OT3, seriously. I think Kelly and I thought of this just as something for Oz, because we had an idea that made Andy/Oz impossible, and then THIS.

AND THEY SHOULD. Unfortunately, Jakob would be very not happy, but I still think that if they made it to where Sean got hit by a bus or something, Jakob wouldn't think to ask questions.

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Oh, and thanks for reading! <3 (Why do I always forget that?)