Mango #14, FotD: doppelganger
Story: Blaze Mafia Family
Title: You’re Cheating On Me?
Prompts: Mango #14: seeing is believing, FotD: doppelganger (a ghostly double or counterpart of a living person)
Rating: PG13 for language and implied violence
Characters: Soul Wade, Felix Wade, Unlucky schmuck #14
Summary: This schmuck goes in the Series of Unlucky Schmucks, but he’s not unlucky, he’s stupid. On a different note, I’ve been on RaTs for a month now! It certainly feels longer than that, probably because I’ve been having so much fun. :D
“Can I borrow that?”
The bartender gave Felix a pained look as he handed over the baseball bat he kept behind the bar. “Try to keep the damage contained this time.”
“I’ll pick up the bill,” Felix said with a grin. He nudged Soul onto a bar stool with the end of the bat. “Sit. I’ll take care of this.”
Soul frowned. “I want to meet my doppelganger.”
“Oh you will,” Felix promised. Any idiot stupid enough to not only impersonate a Blaze mafia member but a member of the actual Blaze family was sure to get the best treatment that Soul and Felix could offer. “I’m going to play angry boyfriend first.”
Soul watched the imposter make out with a leggy blonde while a big-breasted brunette stuck her hand down his pants. “I’m surprised he managed to attract women while using my name.”
Felix grabbed Soul by the shirt and jerked him forward to kiss him roughly. “Don’t get any bright ideas.”
Soul nodded then kissed Felix again, just as rough. “Don’t fall for my other self.”
The both grinned against each other’s mouths. “Deal.”
Felix turned and pointed the bat at Soul’s impersonator. “You sonofabitch!” he screamed, bringing the bar to a standstill. “You’re cheating on me with a woman! I’ll fuckin’ kill you!”
Title: You’re Cheating On Me?
Prompts: Mango #14: seeing is believing, FotD: doppelganger (a ghostly double or counterpart of a living person)
Rating: PG13 for language and implied violence
Characters: Soul Wade, Felix Wade, Unlucky schmuck #14
Summary: This schmuck goes in the Series of Unlucky Schmucks, but he’s not unlucky, he’s stupid. On a different note, I’ve been on RaTs for a month now! It certainly feels longer than that, probably because I’ve been having so much fun. :D
“Can I borrow that?”
The bartender gave Felix a pained look as he handed over the baseball bat he kept behind the bar. “Try to keep the damage contained this time.”
“I’ll pick up the bill,” Felix said with a grin. He nudged Soul onto a bar stool with the end of the bat. “Sit. I’ll take care of this.”
Soul frowned. “I want to meet my doppelganger.”
“Oh you will,” Felix promised. Any idiot stupid enough to not only impersonate a Blaze mafia member but a member of the actual Blaze family was sure to get the best treatment that Soul and Felix could offer. “I’m going to play angry boyfriend first.”
Soul watched the imposter make out with a leggy blonde while a big-breasted brunette stuck her hand down his pants. “I’m surprised he managed to attract women while using my name.”
Felix grabbed Soul by the shirt and jerked him forward to kiss him roughly. “Don’t get any bright ideas.”
Soul nodded then kissed Felix again, just as rough. “Don’t fall for my other self.”
The both grinned against each other’s mouths. “Deal.”
Felix turned and pointed the bat at Soul’s impersonator. “You sonofabitch!” he screamed, bringing the bar to a standstill. “You’re cheating on me with a woman! I’ll fuckin’ kill you!”