Story: Timeless {
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Title: Something Fishy
Rating: G
Challenge: FOTD: homograph
Toppings/Extras: cherry (all dialogue), caramel, pocky
Wordcount: 91
Summary: Trevor Ashdown does not appreciate his Christmas stocking-filler.
Notes: Very silly, just for the flavour of the day! Homograph: A word of the same written form as another but of different meaning, whether pronounced the same way or not.
“Dad. You know how I’m in a band?”
“Yes.”
“A musical band?”
“Yes, Trevor, unfortunately I do. One can’t really help but notice the noise…”
“You know how my guitar broke?”
“I’m sure everyone this side of the continent knows.”
“Did you read my Christmas list?”
“What, the one you stapled to the dining room table? Yes, I think I may have seen that one.”
“Yeah, but did you read it?”
“Of course I did!”
“There’s a fish in my stocking.”
“You asked for a bass.”
“Dad, I literally hate you.”