FOTD, Blue Raspberry 10: And If They Did, I'd Have To Kill Them
Title: And If They Did, I'd Have To Kill Them
Main Story: In the Heart and Polyfaceted
Flavors, Toppings, Extras: FOTD (deadpan: marked by or accomplished with a careful pretense of seriousness or calm detachment, displaying no emotional or personal involvement.), blue raspberry 10 (in bad taste), chopped nuts (Sociopathic Besties AU), hot fudge (sociopaths), pocky, milkshake.
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG.
Summary: Some people have really horrible senses of humor.
Notes: I love these two. From afar. Approved by the wonderful Sara.
“That was fun,” Aaron said, scrubbing a hand through his freshly-washed hair. “It’s not often I get to take my time.”
“Definitely nice,” Maria agreed. “I am curious, though. Why bother shooting him? He was already dead.”
Aaron shrugged. “It seemed apropos. Rapists do tend to give love a bad name.”
She looked flatly at him for a moment, then said, “You think you’re funny.” But there was a smirk lurking at the corner of her mouth.
“I know I am,” Aaron said, amiably. “You know, it’s a good thing I met you. No one else would get my jokes.”
Main Story: In the Heart and Polyfaceted
Flavors, Toppings, Extras: FOTD (deadpan: marked by or accomplished with a careful pretense of seriousness or calm detachment, displaying no emotional or personal involvement.), blue raspberry 10 (in bad taste), chopped nuts (Sociopathic Besties AU), hot fudge (sociopaths), pocky, milkshake.
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG.
Summary: Some people have really horrible senses of humor.
Notes: I love these two. From afar. Approved by the wonderful Sara.
“That was fun,” Aaron said, scrubbing a hand through his freshly-washed hair. “It’s not often I get to take my time.”
“Definitely nice,” Maria agreed. “I am curious, though. Why bother shooting him? He was already dead.”
Aaron shrugged. “It seemed apropos. Rapists do tend to give love a bad name.”
She looked flatly at him for a moment, then said, “You think you’re funny.” But there was a smirk lurking at the corner of her mouth.
“I know I am,” Aaron said, amiably. “You know, it’s a good thing I met you. No one else would get my jokes.”