Beneficial Cold

[rumcolour]

Title: Beneficial Cold
Author: rumcolour
Rating: R
Pairings: None
Characters: Jack, Gibbs, & Elizabeth
Word Count: 886
Disclaimer: Although the words to this tale originated from the cavities of my mind, I lay no claim to the characters, nor do I make a profit from this composition.
Summary: Jack suffers a cold-induced rum crisis.
Notes: Gah! I spent nine

Comments

[anonymous]

now that was COOL!!!

[rumcolour]

Haha! Thank you very very much!

(I know Jack got a kick out of his cold! : D )

[veronica_rich]

Man, if she does get together with him at some point later on, that's going to be a hell of a letdown from what she expects. :-D

[rumcolour]

Everyone entertains the fact that Jack has a mast of monumental girth and *ehem* towering proportions. I rather think he's on the conservative side of the mast scale because, for all he shoots his mouth off about being Captain Jack Sparrow, it essentially (to me) refers to his cleverness and legendary personality. There's never a mention to Scarlett, or Giselle, or even William (who he so emphatically calls a eunich!) about his own endowments. Which is very odd for a boastful man.

Okay, I'm going to shut it now. Haha!

Thank you for reading!!!!

[mary684]

haha, cute! Not sure I like Jack all covered in cold. Yech! but was well worth it for the ending!

[rumcolour]

Haha, yes, Cold!Jack is very, very snotty. Ack! The puns! Haha!

I'm so glad you read & enjoyed it!!

[equilibrium44]

Disgusting but funny! Just don't give him mumps next time.

[rumcolour]

I don't think Jack would appreciate the mumps. Perhaps he'd appreciate the mumps on Barbossa or Beckett, but not on his person. Haha! Ah...the possibilities *evil grin*

Anyway, lol, thank you so much for reading!

[justawench]

That made me LOL!

[rumcolour]

I am so happy that you enjoyed it!!