A~hem. Hear me, hear me for I am speaking to you! I believe that some of you baby tiny little ants are gravely needing a clue. Don't go anywhere without it. In fact do not go anywhere anyplace whatever place!

This man of men? HE IS A LIAR, A DE~CEI~VER, A FALSE WITNESS, A FAB~RICATOR, A CHARLATAN, A SWINDLER, A SHAM, A PHONY, A FRAUD! He's wrong ( Read more... )

My my my tiny baby little citizens! Whatever shall you do? The jailed incarcerated imprisoned best beware~. And I am not speaking of Bensen and Stabler. Oh do they miss you! Time is not to be on your side. IT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND ALLY COMRADE.

La-la-law and order of the City have been stale as bread that has sat for so long.
THIS NEW THING LOOKS ( Read more... )

TIME IS UP FOR VOTING. Didn't get in your say say say? Sorry~ YOU SNOOZED AND NOW LOSE.

We have a winner victor number one! I was very much wishing for there to be more slinging mud IT IS SO GOOD FOR YOUR COMPLEXION. Alas, no one delivered. Can you believe? Disappointing frustrating spoiling the point of the exercise.

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Ouch. Leaping jumping hopping is not advisable by heavy machinery. WHO PUT THAT CHAIR THERE? My face is unharmed. I cannot speak for the offender~

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand away we go!

WARDEN ELECTIONS

Poll

[ooc; This poll will be open for 48 hours. Don't forget the changes made. A vote without a written portion will not count. HAVE FUN.]

Listen, listen! LISTEN. I have word a message announcement for ants! A tiny baby little of you will find it AMUSING AND WORTH MAKING NOISE OVER. Oh I do like noise ever so very much. If this news could make a noise sound audible expulsion IT WOULD BE LIKE BUBBLE WRAP AND BREAKING WIND CHIMES ALL AT ONCE. Aaah, I am forgetting myself~

♥ W A R D E N ♥
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STUDENTS OF WESTBERG HIGH.
This is your principle speaking talking communicating~♥
FINALS ARE HERE. You've made it! How DELIGHTFUL WONDERFUL PLEASANT. I wish to say that I am having as good of a time as you. I am DISPLEASED UNHAPPY CROSS. Let's fix that. With presents.

And I have a surprise gift present for EVERYONE.
It's called:
ZERO TOLERANCE
The ( Read more... )

STUDENTS OF WESTBERG HIGH.
This is your principle~♥
THE END IS NIGH! How exciting! Let me remind you all that acts of MISCHIEF MISADVENTURE MISCOUNDUCT are to be met with discipline. Just because the fire of youth is burning so bright destructively strong fierce does not mean we are the animals. Monkeys see and monkeys do, DO NOT MONKEY AROUND. We ( Read more... )

AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE? TAXI, WAAAIT.

I guess it is so. WHY, BOSSY MEISTER?
Professor Doctor Jamf! Gentle(wo)man Leeeeenny! Mistress Ma’am Lupus! Mousey Mouse Mouse! Mademoiselle Senorita Sabine! Hellooo? My bag is so heavy with papers and presents for you all. ANSWER.

Hello~ tiny baby little people. I AM ( Read more... )