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[rufustfyrfly]

Following Rick Santorum in the great tradition of ridiculous right-wing pseudo-mythological foreign policy metaphors is Mike Huckabee:
"During the Cold War, you were a hawk or a dove, but this new world requires us to be a phoenix"
…followed by the obligatory cheesy "rise from the ashes of the twin towers" line

Comments

[venusdemilo21]

the gryphon seems to be the next semi-logical progression in that ridiculous metaphor war, but i agree: the sky ape is more badass.

[rufustfyrfly]

Even raptors don't stand a chance against sky ape.