for realmofthemuse: 1.70.f: Spent My Last £10 on Birth Control and Beer"
"Stop being difficult."
"I'm not being difficult, Master. You're just not explaining yourself properly."
"How often do I ask anything of you?"
"At least three times a day."
"Yes, well, fine. But never with this urgency."
"That's actually not true---"
( 'Oh, would you shut it? I need you to go to a Sainsburys. Right now. I don't care what collar or cuffs or whatever you put on me, we have to go and buy these things.' Spoilers for 3.12 'The Sound of Drums' if you squint. )
"I'm not being difficult, Master. You're just not explaining yourself properly."
"How often do I ask anything of you?"
"At least three times a day."
"Yes, well, fine. But never with this urgency."
"That's actually not true---"
( 'Oh, would you shut it? I need you to go to a Sainsburys. Right now. I don't care what collar or cuffs or whatever you put on me, we have to go and buy these things.' Spoilers for 3.12 'The Sound of Drums' if you squint. )
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And absolutely the BEST way to wake up before work. Especially when I didn't wanna.....
*looks for snooze*
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The ULTIMATE m-preg nightmare!
*mun runs and hides while Jack giggles like a schoolgirl and pokes holes in condoms*
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