Doctor's Advice Monday

[rude_not_ginger]

Ask me anything, I'll offer up the best advice this side of the known universe.

THE DOCTOR IS IN.

Comments

[justaddmarbles]

How is babby formed? How do I shot web?

Best pick-up lines to use on a princess, as a friend of mine was asking.

[rude_not_ginger]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS With a multidimensional stabilization unit after reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

Princesses. Any specific planet of origin?

[justaddmarbles]

Oh, nowhere important. Just your typical idylic backwater realm that is only sometimes overtaken by a wicked witch an evil despot.

[daxtastic]

What do you do when your past self keeps trying to kill people?

[rude_not_ginger]

HE WOULD NEVER!

[daxtastic]

Okay. What do you do when my past self keeps trying to kill people?

[ms_saxon]

Where's the best place to go for a stiff drink?

[rude_not_ginger]

The restaurant at the end of the universe. Without a doubt.

[ms_saxon]

And how does one get to the end of the Universe? Without a ship that is.

[not_tindog]

What should I write for my tardisbigbang fic?

[rude_not_ginger]

Well, there's something I've been wondering. How did you and Martha meet? Was Tom involved? What about dinosaurs?

All you ever do is update your facebook with football scores, and Martha blocked me after my posts about Rose "became to monotonous".

[not_tindog]

There were definitely raptors. And then maybe I learned to be a priest in order to perform Tom and Martha's wedding ceremony? Or possibly we're in some kind of polygamous marriage thing! Or maybe Tom is dead. Or a dinosaur. I think the important point to remember here is that there were definitely dinosaurs and at least one of them was definitely a raptor, and, oi! Football scores are of vital importance! The fate of the universe depends on the kicking skills of West Ham, which is a bit of a problem, admittedly, but one which shall be surmounted, especially once I've hobbled Spurs with my giant gun.

[marthajonesmd]

Can you really blame me?

Also, I have it on good authority that dinosaurs make everything more awesome.

[syzygy_lj]

In layman's terms, how does dimentional transcendentalism work?

[rude_not_ginger]