for muses_inthesack: Instrumental Inspiration

[rude_not_ginger]

Author's Notes: Right-o. So there's a wide variety of Doctor Who NC-17 fiction out there. There just is. Never, ever, ever do they ask the simple questions I know I would ask my partner should a sexual situation arise. Thus, I created this. The DW smut that contains all the fun and interesting questions

Comments

[his_sarah_jane]

LOL!

That? Was probably one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

[rude_not_ginger]

YAY! It did its job then!

=D Thank you!

[rude_not_ginger]

YOU NEVER KNOW!!!!

Thank you!

[rude_not_ginger]

Yeah. That's pretty much how I imagine the Doctor. World's laziest lover.

Either that, or he's like a ferret on a bed. You know. *EXCITED* Bounce bounce bounce *topples off bed and tries to make it look like that's what he meant to do*

[mutantwatch]

Space herpes!

Hee :-D

[rude_not_ginger]

It seems completely reasonable when you think about it, though!

Thank you!

[notquiteawidow]

That was so completely Donna. She would worry about all that. And nag him about it. I couldn't stop giggling. And yay Doctor/Donna~

[rude_not_ginger]

IT ONLY GETS BETTER WHEN SHE BECOMES ROMANA!DONNA!

Yeah, I can't see Donna getting into a sexual situation without laying stuff down, like where you can go and where you AINT GOIN'.

Thank you!

[salvagestime]

Romana!Donna would have a form to fill out before hand. "Have you or any of your partners had any of the following..."

Oh god and now I imagine her being all "WHY IS YOUR HAND THERE? I SAID THAT IT GOES HERE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE CURIOUS." I bet she'd hit him during sex.

[rude_not_ginger]

Romana!Donna also has a physical and does reference checks. "Now he says he's this long? Oh, no, that long! Well, okay, thank you for letting me know. I'm sorry, Sir. Your references just don't check out."

OMFG BDSM AT ITS FINEST!!!

[galeforcehero]

I would like to know exactly which vaccines are required for prevention of space herpes, tia

[rude_not_ginger]

Space vaccines!