It's Not Funny.

[rude_not_ginger]

I'm not entirely sure how this happened.

All I know is I'm very, very irritated by this entire situation.

And it clearly is Rose Tyler's fault, however this happened.

...

And I kind of want chocolate.

OOC: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the crack!ness of doom. The Doctor is currently a woman, thanks to the prankishhness of the Sam and the

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[enduring_pryde]

*holds back a snigger and covers her mouth* I'm...so sorry.

OOC: I'd love if there were a chance in the future for Kitty to actually meet the Doctor. I love how she's opening up to him. It won't be like that really, but it's helping me get her over her deep-seated depression, which is rather annoying as it is in my head. *kicks her* And I must say, I don't know you, but I am already fanning your Doctor. You're building my fandom for the genre and I'm already feeling myself getting obessed about it. It's rather encouraging that I have access to many, many tapes filled with Doctor Who episodes!

[rude_not_ginger]

It's. Not. Funny.

Honestly, what am I supposed to learn, being all tiny and long-haired?

I have hips! What am I supposed to do with hips?!

OOC: Haha, sure! I'm a little steeped in a few plots right now, but drop me a line with some ideas, and we can have 'em meet!

[enduring_pryde]

Not funny from where you are, but amusing from where I am. It's a part of the life, Doctor. Haven't you not been changed into something that wasn't quite yourself before?

Well, the obvious answer is that you can learn about what it means to be a woman. You don't make a bad woman, either.

*snickers* The hips are probably the least of your problems. Hopefully it isn't your time of the month. *bursts out laughing*

((OOC: That I noticed. It won't be for a while yet, either. I have to get her to England first. I'm thinking that might tie to professor_w, but I'm not sure. Kitty wouldn't go back to England unless there was a specific reason. She doesn't want to run into professor_w. *L* What's your IM or e-mail?))

[rude_not_ginger]

Yes, but not...a woman! A woman's...well, that's not the same! It's entirely too different, I don't like it.

Well I---what do you mean by that?

*scowls* That particular bodily function is not applicable to my species. Thank goodness.

OOC: naughtygirlslikepolka AT gmail DOT com!

[youwill4getme]

*frowns ever so deeply*

[rude_not_ginger]

What! What!

YOU?! The one that told me I look like Casanova?! Why in the galaxy do I look like you?!

Not that you're not a very lovely lady and all that!

[youwill4getme]

I...*crosses her arms looking annoyed* I believe Sir you should ask why you are a woman, not why you have stolen my form.

[rude_not_ginger]

I didn't steal it! It was forced upon me!

And I am wondering why I'm a woman! It's not as though I simply asked to wake up like this! I just...did!

[ibringlife]

...........................

*collapses into hysterical giggles on the TARDIS floor*

[rude_not_ginger]

It's all your fault, you know.

And it's not funny!

Stop laughing!

Stop it!

[ibringlife]

I can't!

It's just... you're just so...

You're just so pretty.

*still on floor*

[rude_not_ginger]

I am not pretty!

Stop it!

So very meta...

[ambitious_woman]

What have you managed to stumble into?

Re: So very meta...

[rude_not_ginger]

A woman's body, apparently.

And still brunette! Why can't I be ginger?!

Re: So very meta...

[ambitious_woman]

You wish to be Titan-haired? For some reason I did not recall.

And yes, you have.

Apparently.

Re: So very meta...

[rude_not_ginger]

Well, I've never been ginger, er, Titan-haired before.

And if I'm going to be stuck as a girl, might as well have the ginger locks, too.

[antigone_grace]

*stares*

[rude_not_ginger]

...

It's Rose's fault!

[antigone_grace]

*headtilts*

Oh, Doctor. What are we going to do with you?

[rude_not_ginger]

...

...

Help me find a brassire?