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[rubywitch]

I've survived a holiday with my step-mother's family. Actually I had a good time. I drove up with Dad & Mom Wednesday night, was greeted at the door like a long-lost family member and immediately shoved into a chair in front of a plate filled with bean soup and roast beef sandwiches slandered in horseradish. It's amazing I didn't have nightmares

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[necrophagi]

Psst. Hey Guido. It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper
of the cheese. And you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he
knows it. That's why he's gonna kill us. So we have to beat it.
Yeah. Before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don't worry,
little missy! I'll save you!

[rubywitch]

"...I'll just lie back and think pleasant thoughts.
Chicken pot pie... Chocolate covered RAIsins...
Glazed Hammmmm... They think I'm crazy... But I
know better... It is not I who am crazy... It is
I who am MAD!... Didn't you hear 'em? Didn't you
see the crowds?!! Oh my beloved ice cream bar...
How I love to lick your creamy center... eeyaaarghruch...
eeyaarghrunch... eeyaarghrunch... And your oh-so-nutty
chocolate covering... You're not like the others...
You like the same things I do... Wax paper...
Boiled football leather... Dog breath... WE'RE NOT
HITCHIKING ANYMORE... WE'RE RIDING...

Of course I'm out of my mind!!!
Who elses mind would I be out of???

*sigh*

[necrophagi]

Oh, you're good... very good.