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[wrotethissong]

[ When the video feed comes up, Marceline is already looking at it so you can enjoy a nice close-up of her decidedly serious expression. These past few days have been hectic and while she looks mostly presentable, there's something there that shows she didn't go immune to this. ]

For the record? I did not have a hand in raising this horde of the

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[Video]

[makainoou]

[He does not like the sound of this.]

What undead?

[Video]

[wrotethissong]

The ones who barged in the other day and tormented everyone for a while? That wasn't my handiwork.

[Video]

[makainoou]

I wasn't here the other day.

Are you talking about zombies?

[Video]

[wrotethissong]

Well sorry about that, I'm keeping tabs. Everyone just sort of shows up out of nowhere every other day and I was sort of focused on not getting maimed.

But yeah, that's exactly what I meant.

[video]

[badatmyjob]

... But you've raised others?

[video]

[wrotethissong]

[ Shrug. ]

All in a day's work, buddy. If it's any consolation, I keep them under control. Sending them after my so-called allies would be kind of a really pointless plan.

[video]

[badatmyjob]

Hmmm... So, if you didn't raise these zombies, could you still control them? Like, if this ever happens again, could you make them go away? Or at least be harmless? Or dance to Thriller or something?

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[wrotethissong]

I don't think I could control them; if whoever did this is weaker, then maybe but in the end it's just a possibility. There's a lot to this magic business.

But-- pfft. I can try to make them dance. That would be awesome.

[brotherxcomplex]

That almost sounds like you can...?

[wrotethissong]

Mmm it does sound like it, doesn't it.

[ Griiiins ]

[brotherxcomplex]

It does!

... You are?

[wrotethissong]

Guess!

[beepbeepmeeow]

CONGRATS.
HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE YOU ARE BUT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED THE AMAZING ABILITY TO GET NO ONE TO CARE.
NO ONE WAS POINTING FINGERS AT YOU.
THANKS FOR WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME.
BYE.

[text]

[wrotethissong]

Hahaha cripes, who appointed you officer for public service announcements? Sounds like someone needs to chill out.
:P

[text] what am I doing. xD

[beepbeepmeeow]

o:B
EXCUSE ME PRINCESS.
I WAS ONLY SAYING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE I THE COMMON UNIVERSE WAS THINKING.
KEEP YOUR USELESS INFORMATION IN YOUR OWN SEEDFLAP AND SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY GENERALLY CARES.
OH AND IF YOU WERE ASKING YOURSELF IF i DID.
NO.
I DON'T.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
THE AMOUNT OF ATTENTION I HAVE FOR YOU IS SLIM.
IT'S ALMOST NONEXSISTENT.
A WHITE BEARBEAST IN A RAMPAGING STORM OF CLUSTER WHITE.

[ Perma Video ]

[unendingenergy]

[Have one(1) Cale peering into the video feed.]

THERE you are! Man, wow. I was really kind of worried! Not that I really made any posts during this whole thing, but it's good to see you're okay Marceline.

...even better to hear you didn't raise those things. They smelled so bad.

[ Perma Video ]

[wrotethissong]

Where the heck have you been?

[ She sort of frowns, leaning towards the device even further. It's almost sort of ridiculously funny up to the point where she realises it's not offering any sort of SERIOUS EMPHASIS and where were you, I was worried you'd gone off and fell face-first into the river.

Okay so maybe Marceline was slightly concerned during that time, shut up. Shut up. ]

I'll try to make sure my evil army of the undead smells like flowers to you, don't worry.

[ Priorities, Cale. ]

[unendingenergy]

I have this thing about being bitten. I stayed inside! But don't be mad! I promise I stayed out of trouble.

[He's laughing now, obviously amused.]

Can you make them smell like pineapple? That'd be pretty funny.