[She has never in her life been so thankful for messages.]
It's a code beyond any basic human understanding you could produce. What do you think it is. Have you tried typing without any hands, or tools to assist? I didn't think so.
[Guess who still can't text because his hands are still pretty dang wounded... YEP. Hello audio.]
Uhhhhhh...
Maybe I should find Sollux for this one... He knows about c-coding and stuff, if that is what that is, um, if it's not then I have no idea what to say.
Unless this is like, someone messaging with their lower end, which can happen, sometimes, um, like, accidentally?
For the love of everything. Please don't ask anyone to interpret that mess. [She would be too mortified to have someone trying to analyze that messiness. But at least she can respond to responses in a more orderly fashion.] Try slamming your face into a watch and seeing if you get better results. Who is this?
Oh. So terribly sorry if I'm not in the best of moods to fit YOUR demands. Did you possibly consider my mood? My situation? I didn't think so.
And it's GLaDOS, for your information. Now could you either instruct me on how to work this without any hands, or come here and make yourself actually useful and help?
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. [That was a little loud for her.] I'll figure this thing out on my own. Thank you for your completely useless offer. I don't think you could get down here fast enough, anyways. Don't want to risk your health... you know, I would feel so bad if you had some sort of heart attack on your way, because of your... problem. Really. The guilt would just eat me away. So please. For both our sakes. Just stay away.
Oh... and here I was, trying to be polite and covert. Don't worry. We won't bring up your weight, in a manner that anyone could overhear... that would just be too cruel of me.
It's nothing to worry about. Just trying to type. On useless technology. With my face. Because people are inconsiderate. You? You sound new. The definition of 'new' here being 'hasn't yet bothered me'.
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It's a code beyond any basic human understanding you could produce. What do you think it is. Have you tried typing without any hands, or tools to assist? I didn't think so.
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Uhhhhhh...
Maybe I should find Sollux for this one... He knows about c-coding and stuff, if that is what that is, um, if it's not then I have no idea what to say.
Unless this is like, someone messaging with their lower end, which can happen, sometimes, um, like, accidentally?
Hello?
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Oh, This is Tavros, who is this?
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And it's GLaDOS, for your information. Now could you either instruct me on how to work this without any hands, or come here and make yourself actually useful and help?
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[Guess who's here to 'help'?]
Ah~, it appears you're having troubles. How unfortunate.
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I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. [That was a little loud for her.] I'll figure this thing out on my own. Thank you for your completely useless offer. I don't think you could get down here fast enough, anyways. Don't want to risk your health... you know, I would feel so bad if you had some sort of heart attack on your way, because of your... problem. Really. The guilt would just eat me away. So please. For both our sakes. Just stay away.
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[Break pauses then.]
Problem? I don't have any problems~. I'm perfectly fine just the way I am.
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Really. I mean it. Stay. Away.
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So please, forgive her for sounding excited when she responds.]
A-are you okay?
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[She's starting to get defensive.]
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Heh! So I see you are having problems too.
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Is this a volunteer to come help? Because otherwise? Some advice. Be quiet.
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[Help!? Sora to the rescue!]
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Do you normally take this long? I'd hate to see what would happen were my life to be at threat.
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