ninth MIRACLE ~ action

[mirthfulness]

[There's a loud roar from the depths of the jungle as a large, two-legged dinosaur tears through the foliage into the nearest clearing. The creature's steps falter, its cries now obviously wails of anguish, before it topples to the ground in a heap

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[scalethetower]

[It's not hard to hear that roar, from any distance. Naoki's head snaps up from where he's been after gathering food. He stops. Listens. It's not far away. Cautiously, he picks his way through thick branches and leaves toward the source.

When he finds it he stops, half out of the trees, by no means hidden. Stares. Rubs at one eye with the heel of his hand and looks again. What the hell? he thinks without any traces of humour.]

[mirthfulness]

[Gamzee looks his way after a moment or two, tilting his head and regarding the other with a little lopsided smile.]

...OH HEY THERE, GLOWBRO.

I don't all motherfuckin' know you were here.

[scalethetower]

You, uh-- [He hadn't expected that Gamzee would take down one of the dinosaurs like that. Either way, Naoki tucks his hands into his pockets with an air of casualness.]

Didn't know you were here, either, Gamzee. Good to see you're all right.

*didn't. wow.

[mirthfulness]

HAHAHA.

Uh, yeah.

I LIKE BEIN' AS ALL RIGHT AS I AM, BROTHER.

I think, anyway.

[He steps a little closer to the other, club held loosely at his side.]

WHAT ABOUT YOU, MOTHERFUCKER?

Ain't attractin' nothin' with those glowin' stripes?

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[westerned]

[[Rufus was out hunting for food, but he hasn't had much luck.

However, thud and the afterward cackling caught his attention, so he ran towards the scene, only to find Gamzee looking like a terrifying mess.]]

Dang, you took that thing down?

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[mirthfulness]

[The troll is suddenly right in front of him, glancing over him as though he might pose a threat. He doesn't immediately recognize him.]

Sure as a motherfuck did, brother.

AND NOW I'M GONNA COOK THE MOTHERFUCKER.

[Honk.]

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Now he is gone and killed a dinosaur! Well, that is actually a good thing, but he seems to has lost his damn mind. So now Karkat is just standing there looking over a Gamzee's kill. Sure these past few days Gamzee has been gradually losing his mind, so this isn't anything to new? Fuck yes it is!]

Gamzee. I'm sure the whole fucking world saw you just destroy that scalebeast. Except for the fact of we are in a never ending mess of shit hitting the whirley device over and over again and the only idiots presently here. Fuck and now you have finally gone crazy. More shit to worry about.

[mirthfulness]

I ain't crazy, best friend.

[Gamzee slings an arm over Karkat's shoulder.]

I'M ALL MOTHERFUCKIN' CLEAR HEADED AND SHIT.

...Hey, you got better weapons for this, I think.

HELP ME CUT THIS BITCH UP.

[beepbeepmeeow]

Clear headed and shit? How about I pretend to understand what you meant by that and I'll continue to tell myself you lost it. Your think pan must have been fried by the lack of civilization or slime. Which, you haven't had in awhile.

[Well sucks for Gamzee, not having his pies. He won't be troubling himself with thinking about it too much. After all it was Gamzee's problem. So he will be retrieving his sickle from his specibus.]

[mirthfulness]

I don't think I need it, brother.

I'M STARTIN' TO THINK I'M ALL BEIN' BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT.

That it might have all been kinda bad for me, you dig?

[While Karkat's getting his weapons, Gamzee looks for a weak spot in the dinosaur's tough skin to begin tearing at with teeth and nails.]

[lousygoodfriend]

[She hears the commotion, emerging from her shelter and running to see the commotion. And this...

... well this wasn't what she was expecting. She scans before resting her eyes on Gamzee.]

... Gamzee, this is... my goodness. You took this down yourself?

[mirthfulness]

WEREN'T SO MOTHERFUCKIN' HARD, SIS.

You wanna help me cook it or what?

[He sits up on its neck, smiling at her crookedly.]

[lousygoodfriend]

... I suppose I can. We'll have to cut it up. [She does have her chainsaw.] But I have to ask, are you... feeling alright? [The jungle seems to be doing strange things to the other troll. Something seems off.]

[mirthfulness]

I'M JUST MOTHERFUCKIN' GREAT, SIS.

[Except for when he got a little shaky, but he was fine for now.]

Feelin' pretty good, really.

MOTHERFUCKIN' EXCELLENT.

[arisenaradia]

[ The sound gets her attention from a distance and she drifts closer until she's positioned several feet away, behind a tree. In her hands is a vine, tied around itself in a poor substitute for a whip just in case.

She peeks out from behind the large trunk to watch the commotion before fully stepping into view, wings fluttering lightly behind her. She looks surprised; that was indeed a pretty big scalebeast! ]

You killed it all by yourself?

[mirthfulness]

Oh hey, sis.

AIN'T ALL SEEN YOU AROUND MUCH.

[Oh wait. Question.]

Sure as motherfuck did.

WHY'S EVERYONE THINK IT'S SO MOTHERFUCKIN' IMPOSSIBLE?

[arisenaradia]

[ She smiles, sheepish. ]

I have been very discrete as of lately. Byt I didn't think it was impossible to kill a scalebeast!

[ She eyes the juggling clubs. ]

I just think it's a difficult task. Are you feeling ok, Gamzee?

[mirthfulness]

I'm feelin' just fine, sis.

MOTHERFUCKIN' EXCELLENT AS IS ALL POSSIBLE TO BE.

Mostly.

EXCEPT FOR BEIN' STUCK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' TROPICS HERE.