[A rather spontaneous and poorly-planned video feed clicks to life, entirely deliberately--Though the poor focus and fact that it's aimed rather a bit South of the broadcaster's face might lead some to believe otherwise. Initially, there's only a black-and-gold-clad expanse of a broad male chest, flanked on either side by a glossy curtain of long
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"H-Hello? Excuse me..? Is this.. Damn it! Stupid piece o' junk. Yeah, sorry about that. *AHEM* I uhh.. I couldn't hear over the ridiculous sounds of DOUCHE-BAGGARY coming from this thing. Ha ha, ya' know, it seems to happen all the time. Some one just starts flappin' their mouth and.. Whatever.
What's your deal, huh? I thought the whole "Counte of Monte Crisco" thing died out like a hundred years and then some ago?"
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...I said I had misplaced my apprentice, boy, not that I was looking to replace him. Run along, now.
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Shoo.
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Who said anything about being an apprentice? I just want to know what's got you so stiff, Lord Boredomton Boringpants of Stiffening Regalness?
Seriously, dude. Lighten up, and ya' know, quit the whole Michael Jackson young boy slave thing. That's creepy, and I totally didn't get trapped here to be with a dude like that.
Unless of course you've got an amusement park in your backyard, that would so rule."
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Good God in Heaven, child, speak sensibly. Are you impaired? Have I been left to deal with the mentally deficient? Surely you have a keeper somewhere who's looking for you.
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Sober and unaccompanied? Well, zat just won't do...
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Periodically, my friend, even I must make such sacrifices. I trust you've been picking up the slack...?
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[ her voice has a bit of an edge to it, yes. ]
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[ besides, it pains her. ]
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[He turns a good-natured smile on the feed, and manages despite having only one visible eye to make it quite apparent that the gesture accompanying the expression is clearly a wink.]
Of course it's not. Though even if it were, most people would find that sufficient-- Are you truly so hard to impress?
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