would you like something along the lines of this?
Click me

usericon is the 1st one (also the smallest)

Tell me if the pictures show up. if they dnt' I have to fix it.

~the w00

Does anyone want to make a userinfo button/small banner for this community? You'll be credited in the userinfo if it's used!:)

I think I could figure out how to make one, but I just don't have the time...but my ducky would thank you for it!:)

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A rating community, except more. It's not based on looks or your favorite bands, or any other of the same surveys you see over and over again. The application is actually fun and the members are really great!:)

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I have a secret, i am not really a duck...... but rather a sheep. But i just can't take it anymore all my life i have been trying to fit in with the norm of bathroom toys. But i must come out and be myself or else i am afriad i will die liing my life as a lie. so i am proud to say BAAAAAAAAHHHHH. I say it with all my being BAAAAHHH. Never i ( Read more... )

Oh my enternal woes! My slick bottom has been superglued to human's dashboard. I thought I would no longer be able to live and reminisce to the days when I used to float in the lakes. This emotional damage was uplifted when I found Jesus. Oh my famous rappers, it was amazing. It was a long car ride to Afghanistan when I saw the Saviour our ( Read more... )

I am now an official Rubber Duckey. I like me and other ducks a lot. Haha Duck F*ck. "Rubber Duckey your the one, you make bathtime so much fun!" My human masturbates with me. It's gross. But since I cannot talk...I am only a rubber duck, I must put up with it.

Rubber and Flubber Duckey

My human likes long showers. Seems like whenever she takes one, she stays in there forever. And why is it always so steamy? Maybe my human would like a sauna, instead. I'm glad I'm not a girl...there are so many steps for her to take in the shower: Washing her hair, shaving, sudsing up her body, and sometimes even exfoliating! I've never been ( Read more... )

...I knew it ( Read more... )

The human is staring at the computer and ignoring us, as usual. One of the smaller furry animals, the one that usually sits above the monitor chasing the mouse pointer just tried to jump onto our shelf. I fear we will all be killed by it. I cannot stand this imprisonment much longer. I may take myself to the great bathtub in the sky if the dog ( Read more... )

I must write quickly, I fear he will return.  There are hundreds of us here.  I am held in the quiet room.  It is mostly dark except for a dull glow from one small window.  There are ducks of all sizes and shapes here.  Including even mothers with children. I cannot understand why he would do this to us.

There is a large furry animal as well.  ( Read more... )