Comments | ruarri: Funny for the Day

ruarri

Funny for the Day

Aug 02, 2006 16:47

I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened ( Read more... )

joke, laugh, humourous, silly, funny, ho-ho, he-he

Comments 8

oldgoldalsatian August 3 2006, 00:51:35 UTC

Oh my fucking god! I really do think that's the funniest goddamned thing I've ever heard! I think I'm going to blow the mesh out of my last hernia repair, I'm laughing so hard. I'm going to email all my friends and tell them to go to this page.

Oh my fucking god, thank you.

ruarri August 3 2006, 22:48:00 UTC

I sincerely laughed out loud when I read it yesterday. I posted it as soon as I could see clearly. I'm glad you enjoyed it too.

mort_q August 3 2006, 06:12:26 UTC

nice.

buhrger August 3 2006, 13:54:52 UTC

while i'm not laughing quite as hard as OGA, that's still pretty funny!

pets, those damn pets nicmister August 3 2006, 17:27:30 UTC

Hee, Hee, I enjoyed that as much at OGA!
I just bought a big bag of cat food earlier this week, but it just wasn't that amusing of an experience, in fact it was rather mundane.
Oh btw the brick hadn't found a resolution to my dryer stacking problem, so I got them to refund my delivery fee, and will stack it myself (well with the help of any volunteers).
Never buy from the Brick.

Re: pets, those damn pets ruarri August 3 2006, 20:40:07 UTC

Phooey on the Brick situaton and double phooey on the mundane experience; personally I have not had an issue with them (being that I have not purchased from them) but I do know others whom have had problems but I also know people that have had zero issues too.

I would be willing to give you a hand this Saturday afternoon if that works for you? I have three obligations in the morning (one WoW, one boosting of a friends V-hic-ular followed closely by Dim-Sum). I purposely drag buhrger under the bus wheels by suggesting he help after the Dim-Sum...;)

Re: pets, those damn pets buhrger August 3 2006, 22:31:23 UTC

the under-bus-wheels-dragging will be considered, but first i'm waiting to hear more details about sim dum...

Re: pets, those damn pets nicmister August 5 2006, 02:48:20 UTC

Saturday afternoon works well, I have two ex-boyfriends on standby to help lift too. I posted my contact info, so you can call moi, and burgher knows my info, and were home is.