Bonus Fic: Tongue-tied and in Love for minnow_53
Title: Tongue-tied and in Love
Author: jellybgood
Recipient: minnow_53
Rating: G
Highlight for Warnings: *CRACK!*
Word Count: 496
Summary: A crackfic, plain and simple.
Author's notes: This was written for minnow_53 and is most likely not what she envisioned at all. I'm sorry! I was struck over the head by the crack!plotbunny and wrote it before I could stop myself. But hopefully it's worth a confused smile or two... ^^;
Approximately eleven and a half hours after declaring their mutual love for one another, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin became the subjects of the Most Ironic Marauder Incident Ever (“Let go of my arm, Sirius; this needs to be written down in The Book!” “Chjanes, ohn’t hoo hare!”), which was summarily recorded in The Book by James Potter.
The Book, which lacked a suitably spiffy name like the Marauder’s Map, was a complete record of all of the pranks, rumors, and other interesting things that were caused by and/or happened to one or more of the Marauders.
(The table of contents was charmed to magically update the totals count for each section. Pranks committed by Marauders: 431. Pranks carried out on Marauders: 122. Slytherins hexed: 53. Confirmed members in the SB/RL fan club prior to Recent Events: 83. And so on…)
Eleven and a quarter hours after Recent Events, Sirius and Remus were still in the first twenty-four hours of their newly formed couple’s honeymoon; by which the narrator means - they were snogging quite enthusiastically in a place they shouldn’t have been snogging in, or thinking about doing other things in, for that matter.
Eleven hours and twenty-five minutes after Recent Events, a Slytherclaw, two Ravenpuffs, and a handful of SB/RL fanboys came upon the aforementioned place where there should not have been a pair of lovebirds making out, but as there was a pair of horny mutts there; exclamations were made, squeeing was done, pictures were taken with the intent to sell later, and after a wand or two went off - the current situation was reached.
Eleven and a half hours after Sirius and Remus became a couple, during which they spent considerable time making up for the time lost making out, they found themselves in the predicament of being stuck together in a not-fun way. Tongues comically elongated and tied together in a cartoonish bow, and unable to move very far apart from one another, they tried and failed at getting out of the situation. Peter couldn’t look at them without bursting into uncontrollable laughter. James had bribed a fanboy for extra copies of the pictures he’d taken to add to The Book, and then whipped out an auto-quill to record the incident then and there.
Two persons (Marauder Moony and Marauder Padfoot) joined at the tongue with appendage lengthening and a rabbit-eared bow spell. Occurred less than 12 hours after the Fateful Declaration of Utmost and Eternal Love between Marauders Moony and Padfoot (but which will be less awesome and spectacular when compared to the Fateful Declaration of Utmost and Eternal Love in a Very Late Manner by unofficial Marauderette Lily to Marauder Prongs).
Nearly thirteen hours after Sirius and Remus became a couple, and more than an hour after becoming the unwilling victims of the Most Ironic Marauder Incident Ever, they set aside their teenage lust and dealt out what would afterwards be known as the Best Marauders’ Revenge in Hogwarts History.
Author: jellybgood
Recipient: minnow_53
Rating: G
Highlight for Warnings: *CRACK!*
Word Count: 496
Summary: A crackfic, plain and simple.
Author's notes: This was written for minnow_53 and is most likely not what she envisioned at all. I'm sorry! I was struck over the head by the crack!plotbunny and wrote it before I could stop myself. But hopefully it's worth a confused smile or two... ^^;
Approximately eleven and a half hours after declaring their mutual love for one another, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin became the subjects of the Most Ironic Marauder Incident Ever (“Let go of my arm, Sirius; this needs to be written down in The Book!” “Chjanes, ohn’t hoo hare!”), which was summarily recorded in The Book by James Potter.
The Book, which lacked a suitably spiffy name like the Marauder’s Map, was a complete record of all of the pranks, rumors, and other interesting things that were caused by and/or happened to one or more of the Marauders.
(The table of contents was charmed to magically update the totals count for each section. Pranks committed by Marauders: 431. Pranks carried out on Marauders: 122. Slytherins hexed: 53. Confirmed members in the SB/RL fan club prior to Recent Events: 83. And so on…)
Eleven and a quarter hours after Recent Events, Sirius and Remus were still in the first twenty-four hours of their newly formed couple’s honeymoon; by which the narrator means - they were snogging quite enthusiastically in a place they shouldn’t have been snogging in, or thinking about doing other things in, for that matter.
Eleven hours and twenty-five minutes after Recent Events, a Slytherclaw, two Ravenpuffs, and a handful of SB/RL fanboys came upon the aforementioned place where there should not have been a pair of lovebirds making out, but as there was a pair of horny mutts there; exclamations were made, squeeing was done, pictures were taken with the intent to sell later, and after a wand or two went off - the current situation was reached.
Eleven and a half hours after Sirius and Remus became a couple, during which they spent considerable time making up for the time lost making out, they found themselves in the predicament of being stuck together in a not-fun way. Tongues comically elongated and tied together in a cartoonish bow, and unable to move very far apart from one another, they tried and failed at getting out of the situation. Peter couldn’t look at them without bursting into uncontrollable laughter. James had bribed a fanboy for extra copies of the pictures he’d taken to add to The Book, and then whipped out an auto-quill to record the incident then and there.
Two persons (Marauder Moony and Marauder Padfoot) joined at the tongue with appendage lengthening and a rabbit-eared bow spell. Occurred less than 12 hours after the Fateful Declaration of Utmost and Eternal Love between Marauders Moony and Padfoot (but which will be less awesome and spectacular when compared to the Fateful Declaration of Utmost and Eternal Love in a Very Late Manner by unofficial Marauderette Lily to Marauder Prongs).
Nearly thirteen hours after Sirius and Remus became a couple, and more than an hour after becoming the unwilling victims of the Most Ironic Marauder Incident Ever, they set aside their teenage lust and dealt out what would afterwards be known as the Best Marauders’ Revenge in Hogwarts History.