Wincest plot bunny

[redradioflyer]

Okay, so this is an actual ancient Greek spell for eternally binding a lover:

Rub together some gall of a wild boar, some rock salt, some Attic honey and smear the head of your penis.

Based on this, my prompt is: Write a wincesty fic where someone uses rock salt in a sexual binding spell. It doesn't have to be Sam or Dean, it can be a really creepy

Comments

[tempestquill]

Oh wow! I like this idea too! I've got some time coming up. I think I might give this a shot. Of course others are welcomed to the bunny too! And I've heard of the spell actually. I have it listed in one of my texts I got from my Noni. LOL. Which I can work in the gall and hte Attic honey. Oh yeah. Lots of fun. I do love a challenge, any other requirements you want in the story? The more challenging hte better!

-Cassie

[redradioflyer]

Yay! This makes me happy beyond words. As soon as I read rock salt I knew it was a fic just waiting to happen. I can't offer any more requirements just yet, but as I'm at present studying for my Greek final tomorrow and therefore wading through lots of ancient Greek primary sources I'll be on the lookout for something else to add soon.
I'm already impressed that you've agreed to consider this, but if you do write it and manage to fit in the gall and the honey I may just have to prostrate myself before you. For serious.

[tempestquill]

Oh believe me I WILL totally work it in! UH huh, already kicking around ideas for it!

[redradioflyer]

Um. So very excited. Not that I want to put any pressure on you or anything, since you're free to drop the idea anytime you want, but nonetheless I am very excited. Unfortunately, studying for my Greek final didn't provide me with any more ideas (except for the sudden desire to stop what I was doing and write a very epic, very wincesty, very cracked out novel in the style of the Ancient Greeks in which Sam and Dean are separated, kidnapped by pirates, nearly die, kidnapped by robbers, nearly die, kidnapped by Egyptians, nearly die, sold into slavery, nearly crucified, and meet again to have lots of sex. I will resist).
Anyway, may I friend you to keep up with this bunny?

[tempestquill]

Because I thought you might like a small preview. *giggles* This fic is going to be insane. I really hope you don't mind Crack. I blame Sammy's mumbo jumbo concoction. I swear. The fumes are um... What Dean said. Toxic. LOL

ROFL

[redradioflyer]

Oh my god! I'm laughing so hard I think I broke one of my ribs! Okay, first of all, I LOVE crack. I live off of crackfic, so that just gets me even more keyed up about this fic. Second of all, great interplay between Sam and Dean; in spite of the crackiness, you still have Dean being wonderfully snarky and Sam being all delightfully self-satisfied with his concoction. Third of all, I love that you wrote in the whole confusion over the gall of a wild boar and you made it work and you made it funny.
Man, I am so glad you decided to take this crazy prompt. I'd make this one of those comments where you italicize what passages you like best, but then I'd just end up quoting back nearly all of what you wrote. Thank you for the preview!

Re: ROFL

[tempestquill]

Oh wow! *grin* I'm so glad you like this! I found the crack bunny bit me for this and it's so much fun woriking on this story! I just LOVE it! Heh heh! It even features... dirty talking!Sam and mentions of Dean's...Little Dean. *snickers* Yeah, I think you might like it. Heee!

Re: ROFL

[redradioflyer]

Now you've got me all worked up! dirty talking!Sam? (and the Little Dean?!) I almost want to pester you for more, but I know that will ruin it.
*waits patiently*

[tempestquill]

Guess what I just posted in my lj?! Go read it! "Graveyard Disciples" is up! Yay!