Comments | rps_advent: Day 26: Pirate AU

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Day 26: Pirate AU - Canada

Dec 27, 2006 11:33

Title: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum
Author: mazily
Fandom/Pairings: Canada, HD/CKR/MP
Prompt: Pirate AU
Summary: A dastardly tale of piracy, murder, and sex.
A/N: Apologies for the a) shortness and b) tardiness. Calendars are hard, yo, and apparently December 26 is the day immediately following December 25. Who knew?

( Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum )

Comments 9

crankygeek December 27 2006, 17:40:06 UTC

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Hi, yeah. Okay that? Was brilliant. You? Are brilliant.

mazily December 27 2006, 17:52:40 UTC

Oh, thank you muchly.

Though I offer you no thanks whatsoever for getting "Ice Ice Baby" stuck in my head. ;)

brooklinegirl December 27 2006, 18:47:33 UTC

HEE. omg, I am CRACKING UP. I am SO FOR the in media res of this, SO FOR the crazy, sexed-up pirates, the indistinguishable Jared and Jenny, and omg, THIS:

--"Land ho!" says Paul. "Trousers up, people, and swords at the ready!"

"That goes for you, too, darling," Martha says, not at all sotto voce.--

love, love, LOVE! well done! *claps and claps*

mazily December 31 2006, 06:07:29 UTC

Oh, THANK YOU!

jamethiel_bane December 27 2006, 22:48:41 UTC

...

BWHAHAHAHA!

*wheezes* Oh, that was BRILLIANT. The "dread pirate Oh \o/"

*giggles*

mazily December 31 2006, 06:08:34 UTC

Oh, thank you so much!

c_regalis January 2 2007, 00:05:40 UTC

You are completely insane. This is brilliant and funny and weirdly hot. *hearts*

mazily January 2 2007, 17:32:36 UTC

Why, thank you.

_unhurt_ February 2 2007, 00:04:19 UTC

i am (very late) and in awe of the crack here. the hot, clever, piratical crack!

Fine: it starts with a drink, or two, and Molly and Callum make a bet about gold coins, a dolphin, and the octopus that's been chasing them for nigh on thirteen months now. Callum wins, or Molly does (or maybe Hugh does, even though it wasn't his bet to begin with, because he has a way with things like that) and Molly dances as she removes her clothing, shoes to shirt to trousers.

♥