Admin Post: Assignments! w00t!
Okay, darlings! Brace yourselves! What I have for you is TWOFOLD.
One: below the cut are your assigned prompts. We went through and tried to spread it out so every prompt got at least ONE person, and some got two (one writing for the CW, one writing for Canada). Your mission for today is to take a look at your prompt and if you find yourself wondering what crack-haze you were in when you offered it, and REALLY THINK THAT YOU CANNOT DO IT, tell us by TOMORROW, November 1st, at 9AM eastern standard time.
(also, if we made a mistake with your assignment, now is the time to tell us!)
Two: with the way it played out, we have several prompts that were COMPLETELY UNCLAIMED. I know, right? O.o Darlings, we need people to step up and write:
- 5th: Toys (plugs, collars, dildos, etc.) Thank you, elandrialore!
- 10th: Fuck or Die (the characters are thrust into a dangerous situation where they must have sex in order to live) Thank you, helpwess!
- 12th: Three Beer Queer (getting drunk makes them realize their true, sexual feeling for someone of their same gender) Thank you, lovelokest!
- 19th: Tentacle Fic (one or more of the characters has or gets tentacles) Thank you, ethrosdemon!
- 22nd: Turning into a Mythical Beast (example: unicorn, dragon, centaur!) Thank you, missdeviant!
I find this state of affairs BOGGLING. Who doesn't want butt plugs and collars? Who doesn't want to see Don McKellar as a were-unicorn? Come on, darlings! Look at those sad, sad unclaimed prompts! Doesn't anyone want to join in at this last minute? Or doesn't anyone want to claim an additional prompt? You KNOW you are dying for Chad Michael Murray to sex up Jensen with his tentacles!
BOW TO OUR WILL Make us happy! Make FANDOM happy! It's the holiday season! It's time to fuck or die! Uh, just let us know in the comments if you can help us out. \o/
Kink Week, Dec. 1-8:
1st: Genderfuck (boys turning into girls! girls turning into boys! boys in panties!)
Izzybeth (Canada), phaballa (CW)
2nd: Bondage (tie them up! Use handcuffs! Restrain them! Whoo!)
kristiinthedark (Canada), nilchance (CW)
3rd: Public Sex (make them fuck each other in alleys, in dressing rooms, backstage, in a car!)
Justbreathe80 (Canada)
4th: Sex in Enclosed Spaces (phone booths, confessionals, under a bed, in a closet)
Cold_poet (CW)
5th: Toys (plugs, collars, dildos, etc.)
elandrialore (CW)
6th: Phone Sex (WHO DOESN'T LIKE PHONE SEX!)
Beanside (CW)
7th: Rimming (Lots of Rimming.)
Moosesal (Canada), edie22 (CW)
8th: Sex While Looking in a Mirror
Mickeymvt (Canada)
Cliché Week, Dec. 9-16:
9th: Undercover in a Gay Bar (uhm. That's pretty clear, right?)
Kashmir1 (CW)
10th: Fuck or Die (the characters are thrust into a dangerous situation where they must have sex in order to live)
helpwess (CW)
11th: Amnesia (one or more of the characters forgets who he/she is)
Bluebrocade (Canada), storydivagirl (CW)
12th: Three Beer Queer (getting drunk makes them realize their true, sexual feeling for someone of their same gender)
lovelokest (Canada)
13th: Huddling for Warmth (example: It gets very cold in Vancouver!)
Elohvee (CW), trakkie (Canada)
14th: Loss of One of the Senses (example: Jensen Ackles is temporarily blinded! Paul Gross is mute!)
__Tiana__ (CW)
15th: Woke Up Gay (example: one morning, Chad Michael Murray woke up and all of a sudden realized he's a giant homosexual!)
estrella30 (CW)
16th: Hooker Fic (example: Michael Rosenbaum is a streetwalker in tiny shorts!)
Without_me (CW)
Crackfic Week, Dec 17-24:
17th: Wingfic (one or more of the characters has or grows wings)
Lordessrenegade (Canada), kev_bot (CW)
18th: Body Swap (one or more of the characters swaps bodies with someone else)
Moosesal (cw), _unhurt_ (Canada)
19th: Tentacle Fic (one or more of the characters has or gets tentacles)
ethrosdemon (CW)
20th: Mpreg (example: HUGH DILLON IS HAVING MY BABY.)
brooklinegirl (Canada)
21st: Superpowers (example: they get powers! Tom Welling can fly! Callum Keith Rennie can shoot laser with his eyes!)
Ink_stain (CW)
22nd: Turning into a Mythical Beast (example: unicorn, dragon, centaur!)
missdeviant (CW)
23rd: Crossover with Fictional Character (example: Callum Keith Rennie/Ray Kowalski! Tom Welling/Charlie Baker!)
wesleysgirl (CW)
24th: Sex Pollen (Jared traipses through the woods and steps on a flower that makes him want to have uncontrollable sex with Michael Rosenbaum!)
Affectingly (CW)
AU Week, Dec. 25-31:
25th: Cowboy AU (Rope 'em, ride 'em!)
mcee (CW), lalejandra (Canada)
26th: Pirate AU (example: Sandra Oh, Pirate Queen!)\
Mazily (Canada)
27th Space AU (example: Michael Rosenbaum conquers the universe in his shiny spaceship!)
Omphale23 (Canada), cathybites (CW)
28th: Pornstar AU (example: Peter Outerbridge stars in gay porn. No, really. Also, Jared Padalecki sucks cock professionally.)
mikhale (CW), justbreathe80 and brooklinegirl (Canada)
29th: Regency AU (example: Sir Jared and his trusty squire, Chad.)
Pearl_o (Canada)
30th: Vampire AU (example: Dude, Callum IS a vampire. He took his role in Blade III very seriously.)
Jade_starlight (CW)
31st: Fantasy AU: (example: Paul Gross is king, ruling over all of his subjects!)
Veradeath (CW)
One: below the cut are your assigned prompts. We went through and tried to spread it out so every prompt got at least ONE person, and some got two (one writing for the CW, one writing for Canada). Your mission for today is to take a look at your prompt and if you find yourself wondering what crack-haze you were in when you offered it, and REALLY THINK THAT YOU CANNOT DO IT, tell us by TOMORROW, November 1st, at 9AM eastern standard time.
(also, if we made a mistake with your assignment, now is the time to tell us!)
Two: with the way it played out, we have several prompts that were COMPLETELY UNCLAIMED. I know, right? O.o Darlings, we need people to step up and write:
- 5th: Toys (plugs, collars, dildos, etc.) Thank you, elandrialore!
- 10th: Fuck or Die (the characters are thrust into a dangerous situation where they must have sex in order to live) Thank you, helpwess!
- 12th: Three Beer Queer (getting drunk makes them realize their true, sexual feeling for someone of their same gender) Thank you, lovelokest!
- 19th: Tentacle Fic (one or more of the characters has or gets tentacles) Thank you, ethrosdemon!
- 22nd: Turning into a Mythical Beast (example: unicorn, dragon, centaur!) Thank you, missdeviant!
I find this state of affairs BOGGLING. Who doesn't want butt plugs and collars? Who doesn't want to see Don McKellar as a were-unicorn? Come on, darlings! Look at those sad, sad unclaimed prompts! Doesn't anyone want to join in at this last minute? Or doesn't anyone want to claim an additional prompt? You KNOW you are dying for Chad Michael Murray to sex up Jensen with his tentacles!
BOW TO OUR WILL Make us happy! Make FANDOM happy! It's the holiday season! It's time to fuck or die! Uh, just let us know in the comments if you can help us out. \o/
Kink Week, Dec. 1-8:
1st: Genderfuck (boys turning into girls! girls turning into boys! boys in panties!)
Izzybeth (Canada), phaballa (CW)
2nd: Bondage (tie them up! Use handcuffs! Restrain them! Whoo!)
kristiinthedark (Canada), nilchance (CW)
3rd: Public Sex (make them fuck each other in alleys, in dressing rooms, backstage, in a car!)
Justbreathe80 (Canada)
4th: Sex in Enclosed Spaces (phone booths, confessionals, under a bed, in a closet)
Cold_poet (CW)
5th: Toys (plugs, collars, dildos, etc.)
elandrialore (CW)
6th: Phone Sex (WHO DOESN'T LIKE PHONE SEX!)
Beanside (CW)
7th: Rimming (Lots of Rimming.)
Moosesal (Canada), edie22 (CW)
8th: Sex While Looking in a Mirror
Mickeymvt (Canada)
Cliché Week, Dec. 9-16:
9th: Undercover in a Gay Bar (uhm. That's pretty clear, right?)
Kashmir1 (CW)
10th: Fuck or Die (the characters are thrust into a dangerous situation where they must have sex in order to live)
helpwess (CW)
11th: Amnesia (one or more of the characters forgets who he/she is)
Bluebrocade (Canada), storydivagirl (CW)
12th: Three Beer Queer (getting drunk makes them realize their true, sexual feeling for someone of their same gender)
lovelokest (Canada)
13th: Huddling for Warmth (example: It gets very cold in Vancouver!)
Elohvee (CW), trakkie (Canada)
14th: Loss of One of the Senses (example: Jensen Ackles is temporarily blinded! Paul Gross is mute!)
__Tiana__ (CW)
15th: Woke Up Gay (example: one morning, Chad Michael Murray woke up and all of a sudden realized he's a giant homosexual!)
estrella30 (CW)
16th: Hooker Fic (example: Michael Rosenbaum is a streetwalker in tiny shorts!)
Without_me (CW)
Crackfic Week, Dec 17-24:
17th: Wingfic (one or more of the characters has or grows wings)
Lordessrenegade (Canada), kev_bot (CW)
18th: Body Swap (one or more of the characters swaps bodies with someone else)
Moosesal (cw), _unhurt_ (Canada)
19th: Tentacle Fic (one or more of the characters has or gets tentacles)
ethrosdemon (CW)
20th: Mpreg (example: HUGH DILLON IS HAVING MY BABY.)
brooklinegirl (Canada)
21st: Superpowers (example: they get powers! Tom Welling can fly! Callum Keith Rennie can shoot laser with his eyes!)
Ink_stain (CW)
22nd: Turning into a Mythical Beast (example: unicorn, dragon, centaur!)
missdeviant (CW)
23rd: Crossover with Fictional Character (example: Callum Keith Rennie/Ray Kowalski! Tom Welling/Charlie Baker!)
wesleysgirl (CW)
24th: Sex Pollen (Jared traipses through the woods and steps on a flower that makes him want to have uncontrollable sex with Michael Rosenbaum!)
Affectingly (CW)
AU Week, Dec. 25-31:
25th: Cowboy AU (Rope 'em, ride 'em!)
mcee (CW), lalejandra (Canada)
26th: Pirate AU (example: Sandra Oh, Pirate Queen!)\
Mazily (Canada)
27th Space AU (example: Michael Rosenbaum conquers the universe in his shiny spaceship!)
Omphale23 (Canada), cathybites (CW)
28th: Pornstar AU (example: Peter Outerbridge stars in gay porn. No, really. Also, Jared Padalecki sucks cock professionally.)
mikhale (CW), justbreathe80 and brooklinegirl (Canada)
29th: Regency AU (example: Sir Jared and his trusty squire, Chad.)
Pearl_o (Canada)
30th: Vampire AU (example: Dude, Callum IS a vampire. He took his role in Blade III very seriously.)
Jade_starlight (CW)
31st: Fantasy AU: (example: Paul Gross is king, ruling over all of his subjects!)
Veradeath (CW)