Zen Rules (aka you don't hear from me for months then all I come out with is a fwd:)

[rpickering]

Some of these I've heard before, but what the hell, they're still funny second time around.

1.       Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just sod off and leave me alone.

2.       The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt

Comments

[tintaglia30]

Oh lordy!! The mile in their shoes one nearly made me choke on my coffee!
Hope all is well with you (since we have to guess these day's cause you never bother telling us!) ;p