Comments | rpgthatneverwas: 006 - some advice. [voice]

hellofashow in rpgthatneverwas

006 - some advice. [voice]

Dec 12, 2009 00:19

Right, so. I'm only gonna say this once. ONCE.

The swirling columns of darkness that you might see around. Those are called "Dark Corridors." While you may be tempted to use them to avoid the mutant plant life hanging above the doors, I am gonna be Saix here for a sec and say THEY ARE ONLY FOR USE BY FORMER/CURRENT/WHATEVER ORGANIZATION XIII ( Read more... )

!axel, *axel

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ace_anachronism December 12 2009, 06:44:53 UTC

Attempting to be helpful?

hellofashow December 12 2009, 06:52:18 UTC

I guess you could call it that. More like I don't want us to be liable for these peoples' stupidity.

ace_anachronism December 13 2009, 21:39:39 UTC

I suppose they would seek to blame us for their own failed luck.

hellofashow December 14 2009, 04:04:28 UTC

No duh. I mean, this is a universe where people get blamed for the dumbest stuff...

redmonkeybar December 12 2009, 06:46:43 UTC

Because you guys get all the good stuff, huh?

hellofashow December 12 2009, 06:53:29 UTC

Safe travel in those things is one of the only perks of being a Nobody, man.

redmonkeybar December 12 2009, 06:56:22 UTC

So I take it you haven't gotten caught by one of the mistletoe yet?

...The hell is a Nobody?

hellofashow December 12 2009, 06:58:54 UTC

I've been reaaaaallly careful.

What I am! It's not a good thing, believe me.

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[video] hottest_turk December 12 2009, 06:55:49 UTC

Gee, you're ever so helpful. You haven't even been caught by one of those stupid plants because you get the convenience of a ...portal, and you think you should be allowed to gripe at us? Not cool.

Last time I wanted to grab a burger at that cafe, I had to eat someones face instead. [Cissnei grumbles incoherently, her face flushing at the steamy memories]

[voice] hellofashow December 12 2009, 07:00:39 UTC

I am looking out for your safety! Or whatever. Mostly I just don't want one of you slipping into it and getting stuck and then bitching at us. This is your disclaimer. If you wanna test fate, that's your perogative.

Oooh, well, that's just too bad, isn't it? My heart aches for you. [snicker]

lostorder December 12 2009, 07:07:00 UTC

But then people get stuck with that plant!

hellofashow December 12 2009, 07:12:51 UTC

Well if YOU wanna spend the day shepherding people around through corridors, you go right ahead, Xion. The plants aren't gonna kill them, trap them forever or soak their hearts in darkness. Those corridors will.

Plus I don't like people using them! They're OUR thing! They can get their own "thing"!

lostorder December 12 2009, 07:16:41 UTC

Well...no, but they're getting stuck and I feel bad for them, that's all.

hellofashow December 12 2009, 07:20:02 UTC

Hah. Of course you do. Don't feel bad for 'em. It's just embarrassing, not life-threatening.

sitarslacker December 12 2009, 15:21:46 UTC

Wait, wait- Whose been hopping our corridors?

And I thought you wouldn't mind me coming in the back...I'm not gonna touch anything back there!

hellofashow December 12 2009, 22:09:19 UTC

I caught a few moogles, but none of the others. Yet.

No Demyx. You're not an employee.

sitarslacker December 12 2009, 22:25:00 UTC

Oh...well. What harm's losing a few moogles here and there?

Aw, but I'm a regular!

hellofashow December 12 2009, 22:53:05 UTC

There isn't any. But I'd rather not lose any of these people. They'll get mad. And I don't want to be responsible.

Too bad. Maybe if you ask nicely, I'll open one of the windows.

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