001 - Intro

[singenobody]

Whoa, hey now. This ain't cool. I know I messed up with opening my mouth but how was I supposed to know that it'd get me tossed somewhere else? Where am I?

Comments

[lostorder]

You're in the Town That Never Was. Are you okay?

[singenobody]

Today just ain't my day. I'm fine. No, I'm excellent. How'd I get here though?

[lostorder]

I'm not entirely sure exactly how, but...I think the world pulled you in.

[singenobody]

That's crazy! Now I know you gotta be talkin' insane. Worlds can't do that. Can they?

[lentestears]

It could be worse, the fiends could be running about like last time.

[singenobody]

Fiends? You lost me, girl.

[lentestears]

Monsters, beasts, behemoths, creatures that shall devour your very soul.

[singenobody]

Guess that means I definitely ain't in China no more, huh?

[soldierboy777]

You're in the Town that Never Was. Basically, welcome to utter confusion!

[singenobody]

Yeah no kiddin'. You live here or something?

[soldierboy777]

We all do. Well, we've all sorta been dumped here 'cause lemme guess, you're not from Gaia, right?

[singenobody]

Everyone here? Nah, I'm from China.

[video]

[gimmesometassel]

[Carpet sweeps one tassel horizontally in front of himself, vaguely like a "zip your lips" motion, and shakes what passes for his head, spreading both tassels helplessly. It wouldn't have been useful even if he had shut his mouth, obviously--after all, Carpet was here too, and he couldn't talk at all.]

Re: [video] We'll pretend like a sentient carpet isn't shocking to Mushu

[singenobody]

Ey man, it was an accident. You saying that it's not the reason for me popping up here though?

[video] And we'll just.... pretend that Carpet has had Genie pop culture exposure to dragons? IDK

[gimmesometassel]

[Carpet nods eagerly to confirm that, patting the video feed as though it might help reassure the little dragon; he had only meant to say it didn't matter, after all!]

[He's never met a dragon before, though. This is kind of exciting! They're supposed to like gold and magical things, aren't they? Maybe the Cave of Wonders should have had one....]

Re: [video]

[singenobody]

Aw man, that means I'm here for some other reason. Great.

[video]

[fallen_stage]

[looking on in interest.]

I must say, I am quite well-traveled, but I've never seen a dragon quite like you.

[By which he means, 'man you're tiny']

Re: [video]

[singenobody]

You ain't seen nothing yet!

[He spits out a nice little flame.]

Pretty hot, huh?

[Good thing he doesn't pick up on subtleties very well.]

[video]

[fallen_stage]

[What a dinky little fire =| Ah well, Kuja can humor him for now]

Not bad. Can you fly?

Re: [video]

[singenobody]

[Humoring is good.]

Ah...get me a kite and I can.