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[black_ancalagon]

*saunters into Tirion, catching a glimpse of himself reflected in a shop window*

Funny, you don't look reptillian. XD

*smirks*

((Dave Navarro, duh))

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[ulfang]

*Wanders past and stops, thinking to congratulate you on managing to cultivate such diabolic-looking beard.*

Greetings...fellow mortal? I'm a Ulfang, THE BLACK. >:)

[ulfang]

Is there any point in not telling me? I know you're allied to Morgoth what with your address "up north," what would you have to lose?

[black_ancalagon]

This sudden ability I have to assume a humanoid form is only useful so long as my identity isn't widely known. Discretion, dude, can you handle it, hm?

[ulfang]

Oh please. I know how important information is, I use it wisely, I'd never hand it out to any old schlub. I value information more more than the lives of my children. No, really.

[black_ancalagon]

So you're saying discretion = highest bidder?

[ulfang]

No! Yes.

Discretion in this matter would be in my interests. You are an ally of Morgoth, I am an ally of Morgoth ergo, I wouldn't compromise your security lightly.

[black_ancalagon]

*laughs* Just call me Dave.

[ulfang]

Fine, I'll just ask Lisse.

[black_ancalagon]

Has anybody ever told you you're a pushy old bitch?

[ulfang]

Has anyone ever told you that you're needlessly and unwisely antagonistic?

[black_ancalagon]

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

[ulfang]

So you're a formerly non-humanoid individiual, who likes jerking around potential allies, who talks in riddles?

Most interesting.

[black_ancalagon]

*smiles* Who's jerking around who?

[ulfang]

This isn't jerking around, this is asking a very simple question. If you want an example of me jerking someone around, look up what I did to Caranthir.

[black_ancalagon]

I'm aware of that, man. I was there.

[ulfang]

And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling bard!