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[ingweron]

It feels like only yesterday since I was last in town. Really. How long has it been?

A couple weeks?

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[caranthire]

Oh. You're back.

[ingweron]

*rolls his eyes*

*levelly* No. No, it's not. The name is Ingwe. High King of all Elves, yadda, yadda, yadda.

[cunafinwe]

*looks suitably unimpressed*

Oh. Another king. My ada gets to be a Valar.

[ingweron]

*absent-mindedly* Yeah. Well, your ada married his sister. It's time he had some decent luck.

[caranthire]

0_o

*hisses*

Thank you VERY fucking much, asshole. >:|

[ingweron]

Hm?

What?

Didn't he know?

*squints at him* Right. I guess he's a bit young to be told that kind of thing.

[caranthire]

Damn straight he is!! Do you KNOW what kind of hassle this is having to figure out a delicate way to explain it so he doesn't wind having to go to Este for therapy and getting his head even MORE scrambled as a result?!

God! You're SUCH an idiot sometimes!! >:|

[ingweron]

*shrugs* Tell him I got his father confused with someone else. He should believe it seeing as even his own mother gets her children's paternity wrong at times.

[caranthire]

>:|

*considers slapping you*

*goes for punching you in the nose instead*

Come on, Cuno. Let us leave this bast- er... Fingolfin in his place.

*sweeps off with her son*

[ingweron]

OUCH YOU BUDDY BITCH BY BUDIFUL BUDIFUL NOSE!!

*thinks that it might be a step up from an arrow through the ear though*

[caranthire]

*yeah, well, you won't be getting her into bed anytime soon this time*

[cunafinwe]

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WOT?