My Dilemma...

[rozaroni]

Next weekend when I go to visit my good friend Linda for the QAF Finale, how do I go about telling her about her "really bad bleach job" without:

1. being bitchslapped by her hubby (who is normally the most mild-mannered man), or
   
2. being eviscerated by her attack house cat 

ETA: I think Linda's hair is fine. This post was the result of a really...

Comments

Oy Vey...

[stepn2itc]

Why must you say ANYTHING other than oooh...squueee...so happy to see you and be with all my friends for the finale! Perhaps you will notice I am NOT there and then you can bitch about that instead of our sweet wonderful Linda!
(uh how bad????)

xooxox
crickett

Re: Oy Vey...

[rozaroni]

::points at "ETA" above::

[phibetafunkay]

Ack...

Can't help ya there, hon...

[rozaroni]

::points at "ETA" above::

BTW - I thought of you the other day when I saw this:
http://tinyurl.com/cqojh

[deannaz]

Uummm . . . how about as soon as you see her and give her a hug hello and all, you look at her in a really concerned way and ask her if she's feeling okay. When she says of course, she feels fine, then you say "wow, it's just that you're so pale . . . maybe it's the new hair color."

Hm? Just a thought. Oh, and as far as the cat goes, bring tuna packed in oil. He won't give a rat's patoot what you say about Linda's hair.

[rozaroni]

::points at "ETA" above::

[snooks_md]

Tee-hee. You're bad.

S.

P.S. Wait...is it really bad? I haven't seen her in a year....

[rozaroni]

::points at "ETA" above::

[negativeerin]

ROZ!!! We are officially never going to get to watch an episode air together...please take a moment of silence...

Now about this bleach problem...if it's tragic enough that you feel you have to mention it...just say 'listen, if my hair sucked ass I'd want you to tell me too...' and then hug her and duck as her husband and/or the cat swings at you.

[rozaroni]

We are officially never going to get to watch an episode air together...please take a moment of silence...

::sniff:: I know! How are you, toots?

[negativeerin]

I'm good, real good;) How are you? Other than getting to travel and see the finale with friends (please hear the underlying tone of jealous anger coming through there).