How Do You Solve a Problem Like Andrew? - BtVS/SG-1/SGA - Parts 8-11/??
Title: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Andrew?
Author: Vesica
Rating: PG
Fandoms: BtVS/SG-1/SGA
Word Count: 200 per chapter
Disclaimer: Just a bit of mucking about in other people’s sandboxes. None of these characters are mine - lucky for them!
Dedication: To jedibuttercup on the occasion of her birthday and for all her hard work and dedication in Mod’ing TtHDrabbles.
Summary: Why you send him off, along with Faith, to represent the Council’s interests in the Pegasus Galaxy of course! A very silly series of double drabbles written for TtH Drabbles and more than a few TtH pairings. Crosses with SG-1 and SGA.
~ Jump to Part I~
tthdrabbles Challenge: #009: Call of the Wild
Fic-for-All Pairing: Andrew, Teal’c (SG-1)
Teal’c knocked at the door of the quarters their guests had been assigned and it was Andrew that answered the door.
“Gen. Landry has requested that you show us some of your combat techniques before the Daedalus arrives.”
Andrew froze in he doorway, staring up at the massive man before him.
“Um, we have a sparring room and all sorts of weapons. I understand sticks and swords are more your thing?” Cam offered.
Andrew gulped loudly and started to back away. “Um, I think I have to go answer the call of the wild.”
Cam and Teal’c exchanged a confused look. “The what?”
Andrew winced as Faith smacked him upside the head. “OW!”
Faith rolled her eyes. “That’s the “call of nature”, you doof, and I am pretty sure they meant they want to spar with ME. They wouldn’t break a sweat kicking your scrawny little butt.”
Teal’c nodded. “That is correct.”
Andrew, relieved, quickly tried to assume his “Watcher” persona. “Excellent. Faith would be more than happy to demonstrate our techniques and I can explain the fighting traditions we’ve drawn from.”
He flinched as Faith teasingly made to hit him again. “Whatever. You’re too easy. Lead the way, boys.”
END PART.
tthdrabbles Challenge: #24: five senses
Fic-for-All Pairing: Faith, Dr. Janet Frasier (SG-1)
Author's Note: Yes, I know Dr. Frasier has shuffled off the mortal coil in the series, but if we are willing to go with Giles and the Council having possible ties to the IOA, can't we just sneak in Janet, dammit?
“That’s incredible!” Dr. Frasier studied the areas where Faith had been badly bruised they day before from her sparring session with Teal’c.
Faith shrugged. “Slayer healing.”
“I’m sure it’s old news to you, but it’s still pretty remarkable to me. Would you mind if I ran a few more tests?”
“Go right ahead. That’s why I’m here. Well, that and to babysit Andrew.”
“Let me just draw some blood. Hold still.” Janet concentrated on getting the needle cleanly in before responding. “Babysit?”
“He’s been to see you three times in five days!”
The first vial filled and she replaced it with an empty one. “I thought maybe he was just clumsy.”
Faith rolled her eyes. “More like a miracle child - it’s a miracle he’s not dead yet.”
“I’ve had experience with a few of those.” Janet withdrew the needle, applying pressure to the site to stop the bleeding. “There, all done.”
Faith looked down in surprise. “Seriously? I didn’t even feel that.”
Faith liked Dr. Fraiser. She was nice without trying to be your best friend and had been more than willing to explain every tests, taking for granted that Faith would understand.
Plus, the infirmary? No Andrew - yet.
END PART.
tthdrabbles Challenge: #007 - Star Wars
Fic-for-All Pairing: Andrew, Walter (SG-1)
Andrew couldn’t believe the Daedalus was arriving tomorrow and just when he’d finally met someone really cool.
“Don’t even get me started on Jar-jar,” Walter sighed.
“The original trilogy is still the best,” Andrew offered seriously.
“I know! You know somewhere, out there, there’s some race called the Furlings and I always keep imagining them as Ewoks with a Stargate.”
“That’d be so cool.”
They ate their jello parfaits in silence until Andrew offered, “It must be really cool, working here and sending all the SG teams through the Gate.”
Walter shrugged. “Well, I mean I don’t actually send the teams. I just load the address and say ‘Chevron One encoded’ or ‘locked’…”
He trailed off, embarrassed.
“But you’re vital to Stargate Operations!”
Walter brightened at that. “I am. Yeah, it’s a pretty cool job. Hey, you want to see the Gate Control Room?”
“Sure! Is it cooler than the bridge of USS Enterprise NCC-1701?”
“Way better than NCC-1701-D!”
They got up from the table and wandered off, babbling happily about the various forms of the Enterprise with Faith and Vala staring after them, baffled.
Faith asked, “Did you understand a single thing they said?”
Vala shrugged. “Not a word.”
END PART.
tthdrabbles Challenge: #005: Superstitions
Fic-for-All Pairing: Faith, Cameron Mitchell (SG-1)
“So, a beam is going to break us into little pieces and then reassemble us on a space ship?” Faith asked worriedly.
Cam was a little amused the Big Bad Slayer seemed scared. “It’s really no big deal - we do it all the time.”
“I don’t know,” Faith glanced over at Vala before continuing. “Plus, with the bad luck…”
“Bad luck?”
“Slayer tradition. It’s bad luck to leave without the proper goodbye ritual. Allows all sorts of bad stuff to happen.”
“Well, what’s the ritual?”
Her big brown eyes were impossibly sad. “A goodbye kiss…”
“Well, um…” Vala glared at him as he fumbled for a way to refuse.
Well, they were guests.
He was going for a peck on the cheek, but she turned her head at the last second and the next thing he knew, he was caught in a serious lip lock, her Slayer strength keeping him from pulling away.
She finally pulled back with a smirk. “Damn - See ya, handsome.”
And then they vanished.
He was so stupid…“She just made that up, didn’t she?”
Sam and Daniel snickered. Teal’c said nothing.
“Yep.” Vala patted him on the shoulder. “Honestly? I’m surprised you fell for it.”
END PART.
~ Next Installment~
Author: Vesica
Rating: PG
Fandoms: BtVS/SG-1/SGA
Word Count: 200 per chapter
Disclaimer: Just a bit of mucking about in other people’s sandboxes. None of these characters are mine - lucky for them!
Dedication: To jedibuttercup on the occasion of her birthday and for all her hard work and dedication in Mod’ing TtHDrabbles.
Summary: Why you send him off, along with Faith, to represent the Council’s interests in the Pegasus Galaxy of course! A very silly series of double drabbles written for TtH Drabbles and more than a few TtH pairings. Crosses with SG-1 and SGA.
~ Jump to Part I~
tthdrabbles Challenge: #009: Call of the Wild
Fic-for-All Pairing: Andrew, Teal’c (SG-1)
Teal’c knocked at the door of the quarters their guests had been assigned and it was Andrew that answered the door.
“Gen. Landry has requested that you show us some of your combat techniques before the Daedalus arrives.”
Andrew froze in he doorway, staring up at the massive man before him.
“Um, we have a sparring room and all sorts of weapons. I understand sticks and swords are more your thing?” Cam offered.
Andrew gulped loudly and started to back away. “Um, I think I have to go answer the call of the wild.”
Cam and Teal’c exchanged a confused look. “The what?”
Andrew winced as Faith smacked him upside the head. “OW!”
Faith rolled her eyes. “That’s the “call of nature”, you doof, and I am pretty sure they meant they want to spar with ME. They wouldn’t break a sweat kicking your scrawny little butt.”
Teal’c nodded. “That is correct.”
Andrew, relieved, quickly tried to assume his “Watcher” persona. “Excellent. Faith would be more than happy to demonstrate our techniques and I can explain the fighting traditions we’ve drawn from.”
He flinched as Faith teasingly made to hit him again. “Whatever. You’re too easy. Lead the way, boys.”
END PART.
tthdrabbles Challenge: #24: five senses
Fic-for-All Pairing: Faith, Dr. Janet Frasier (SG-1)
Author's Note: Yes, I know Dr. Frasier has shuffled off the mortal coil in the series, but if we are willing to go with Giles and the Council having possible ties to the IOA, can't we just sneak in Janet, dammit?
“That’s incredible!” Dr. Frasier studied the areas where Faith had been badly bruised they day before from her sparring session with Teal’c.
Faith shrugged. “Slayer healing.”
“I’m sure it’s old news to you, but it’s still pretty remarkable to me. Would you mind if I ran a few more tests?”
“Go right ahead. That’s why I’m here. Well, that and to babysit Andrew.”
“Let me just draw some blood. Hold still.” Janet concentrated on getting the needle cleanly in before responding. “Babysit?”
“He’s been to see you three times in five days!”
The first vial filled and she replaced it with an empty one. “I thought maybe he was just clumsy.”
Faith rolled her eyes. “More like a miracle child - it’s a miracle he’s not dead yet.”
“I’ve had experience with a few of those.” Janet withdrew the needle, applying pressure to the site to stop the bleeding. “There, all done.”
Faith looked down in surprise. “Seriously? I didn’t even feel that.”
Faith liked Dr. Fraiser. She was nice without trying to be your best friend and had been more than willing to explain every tests, taking for granted that Faith would understand.
Plus, the infirmary? No Andrew - yet.
END PART.
tthdrabbles Challenge: #007 - Star Wars
Fic-for-All Pairing: Andrew, Walter (SG-1)
Andrew couldn’t believe the Daedalus was arriving tomorrow and just when he’d finally met someone really cool.
“Don’t even get me started on Jar-jar,” Walter sighed.
“The original trilogy is still the best,” Andrew offered seriously.
“I know! You know somewhere, out there, there’s some race called the Furlings and I always keep imagining them as Ewoks with a Stargate.”
“That’d be so cool.”
They ate their jello parfaits in silence until Andrew offered, “It must be really cool, working here and sending all the SG teams through the Gate.”
Walter shrugged. “Well, I mean I don’t actually send the teams. I just load the address and say ‘Chevron One encoded’ or ‘locked’…”
He trailed off, embarrassed.
“But you’re vital to Stargate Operations!”
Walter brightened at that. “I am. Yeah, it’s a pretty cool job. Hey, you want to see the Gate Control Room?”
“Sure! Is it cooler than the bridge of USS Enterprise NCC-1701?”
“Way better than NCC-1701-D!”
They got up from the table and wandered off, babbling happily about the various forms of the Enterprise with Faith and Vala staring after them, baffled.
Faith asked, “Did you understand a single thing they said?”
Vala shrugged. “Not a word.”
END PART.
tthdrabbles Challenge: #005: Superstitions
Fic-for-All Pairing: Faith, Cameron Mitchell (SG-1)
“So, a beam is going to break us into little pieces and then reassemble us on a space ship?” Faith asked worriedly.
Cam was a little amused the Big Bad Slayer seemed scared. “It’s really no big deal - we do it all the time.”
“I don’t know,” Faith glanced over at Vala before continuing. “Plus, with the bad luck…”
“Bad luck?”
“Slayer tradition. It’s bad luck to leave without the proper goodbye ritual. Allows all sorts of bad stuff to happen.”
“Well, what’s the ritual?”
Her big brown eyes were impossibly sad. “A goodbye kiss…”
“Well, um…” Vala glared at him as he fumbled for a way to refuse.
Well, they were guests.
He was going for a peck on the cheek, but she turned her head at the last second and the next thing he knew, he was caught in a serious lip lock, her Slayer strength keeping him from pulling away.
She finally pulled back with a smirk. “Damn - See ya, handsome.”
And then they vanished.
He was so stupid…“She just made that up, didn’t she?”
Sam and Daniel snickered. Teal’c said nothing.
“Yep.” Vala patted him on the shoulder. “Honestly? I’m surprised you fell for it.”
END PART.
~ Next Installment~