This story is entirely free of porn. This is not bragging, this is apologizing. *hangs head* It's puzzling to me, but the porn-o-meter has broken. However, the Shmoop-o-tron is working over time, churning out the schmalz. I know-let's all clap our hands and say, "I believe in the ass-x!" 'til it appears again
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